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Anon rides a bus | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1583394903294.jpg (47 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)06:12:39 No.847191605 [Reply] >>847193650 > /b/ me > wake up in middle of night > needtoshit.jpg > use bathroom in the dark > realise I feel still half asleep > in an attempt to condition my mind into not thinking pissing myself in my sleep is ok, I begin to move my arms and touch the cold walls to feel "in reality" > finish s--- > go back to sleep Fast forward two days later. > /b/ me still > go to the bathroom > "I better check I'm actually awake!" > flail arms, touch cold walls > "yep, seems to check out" > commencepiss.gif > immediately wake up from dream > covered in piss How the f--- has my brain cucked me out of my own consciousness? How has it managed to bypass what's basically a lucid dreaming technique? F---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/021/496/d49.jpg "Cold comfort | /r/Greentext")
![File: F274999F-F8BF-4709-8D6A-8(...).jpg (19 KB, 498x498) Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 04:01:07 No.894666490 [Reply] >be me 3 years ago >drive around a corner at around 50mph in the suburbs, speed limit was 30 >hit a kid maybe six years old with my Ford F-150 >couldn't even f------ see him >get out of the car, he's very clearly dead >get back in and bolt away at full speed >ffw to yesterday >police come to my door, ask to see my car >they were out there for at least 2 hours >can't forget it f--- f--- f--- f--- what do I f------ do? I'm so f-----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/536/725/161.png "anon committed a crime | /r/Greentext")
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