Anon wants a girlfriend | /r/Greentext
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![File: naughtyneet.jpg (216 KB, 819x912) /b/ Anonymous 02/14/21(Sun)18:49:19 No.847377955 [Reply] >be me >be 26 >be NEET >wake up at 7pm >mummy has made dinner >it's vegetables >i hate vegetables >refuse to eat it >"well, you're going to go without dinner tonight, anon" >she thinks she's won >go back to my room >hold myself over for a few hours on mountain dew >wait till mummy is asleep >start screaming "I WANT FOOD I WANT FOOD" as loud as I can >mummy wakes up and stumbles to my door >"anon what are you doing?!? It's midnight!" >walk up real close to my door and stop screaming >"anon, are you ok?" >mummy opens the door >me standing right there >scream "I WANT FOOD!" two inches from her face >she falls backwards into the hall >keep screaming "I WANT FOOD" as I head to the kitchen >start taking food items from the fridge and throw them all over floor >throw gallon of milk onto the ground and it explodes >mummy is pleading with me to stop >"ONLY IF YOU GET ME TENDIES AND TACOS!" >"GET ME TACOS AND TENDIES NOW. I WANT THEM NOW!" >mummy crying >"Why do you do this, anon?!? WHY?!" >mfw I see her getting her car keys >mfw she comes home with hot, greasy tacos and a double serving of Jack in the Box tendies >mfw she'll never get rid of her little boy!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/021/166/8d4.png "Anon is a NEET | /r/Greentext")
