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Anon is no longer virgin | /r/Greentext
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![File: illust 87289752 20210125_(...).png (536 KB, 711x1200) O Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)17:21:14 No.62029703 [Reply] >>62030720 >be me, 25 yo >download tinder >get some matches >one hour into a dialogue with a lady from my town >she asks if i'm free tomorrow >i am >turns out she is looking for a fill in for some tenhou tournament and asks if id like to join >i eagerly accept >we play mahjong all day long life is good Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)17:24:58 No.62029759 File: 1606128678181.jpg (366 KB, 865x1200) I AM EWASHZU WAO AM A Sounds like a normal day in the life of a mahjongchad. Take the pill, the final pil. CAR- NATE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/008/119/6c2.jpg "A song of Winds and Dragons | /r/Greentext")
![File: EFXCE01UYAA8CSO.jpg (41 KB, 798x644) O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)14:33:04 No.846188522 [Reply] > >846194792 /b/ What's some f----- up s--- you did as a preteen/teen? I'll start. >Be me (m13) in 2011 >Kinda the center of my weeb friend group. >There's a kid that hangs around our area during lunch, but nobody talks to him. Name is Nick. >Tall lanky mf. Smells like his washing machine doesn't work. >My friend Taylor and I decide to befriend him. >We go over to his house in order to play halo reach. >Fun f------ game. >Hang out until 1 am. Taylor has to go home. I spend the night. >Nick has a 17 year old sister. 7/10. >Dude passes the f--- out, and his sister and I are alone. >Around 3 am, she grabs me by the hand after everyone's asleep, and brings me into their garage. >Takes her top off and we get busy. No f------ clue what I'm doing since I'm f------ 13, but apparently it's working. >About a week goes by. Going to nick's house every day after school. Doing the deed with his sister. >End of the week, she tells me we're done. My 13 year old self breaks down and cries. Calls her a c---, and leaves. >Next day, ignore nick all day. It's not his fault, but i can't go back. >Few days go by of the same thing. >He starts freaking out and causes a huge scene. >Calls me every s----- thing he can think of. Sperg.mov >lgnore him while he breaks down. >He punches me in the back of the head. >F--- it >"I only hung out with you so I could bang your sister. Now that I'm done, you're f------ useless to me." >Nick looks f------ shellshocked. >Day goes by. >He doesn't show up. >A week later. >Doesn't show up. >He f------ moved schools. Come to find out years later that his parents got divorced, and his sister got pregnant. Idk who the dad is, but time-wise it's not horribly far off from when we were f------ around.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/008/075/21a.png "Anon made someone's sister pregnant. | /r/Greentext")
![File: ogn33tg.jpg (26 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)06:10:17 No.62005424 [Reply] >Play video games all day >think to myself that there must be more to life >get a job >realize that there isn't Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)06:16:27 No.62005474 then be so tired from work you cant even vidya fml O Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)06:18:32 No.62005494 whatever. I like sleeping more than video games anyways.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/008/074/5b4.jpg "Job is work you do for other people | /r/Greentext")
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