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File: EFXCE01UYAA8CSO.jpg (41 KB, 798x644) O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)14:33:04 No.846188522 [Reply] > >846194792 /b/ What's some f----- up s--- you did as a preteen/teen? I'll start. >Be me (m13) in 2011 >Kinda the center of my weeb friend group. >There's a kid that hangs around our area during lunch, but nobody talks to him. Name is Nick. >Tall lanky mf. Smells like his washing machine doesn't work. >My friend Taylor and I decide to befriend him. >We go over to his house in order to play halo reach. >Fun f------ game. >Hang out until 1 am. Taylor has to go home. I spend the night. >Nick has a 17 year old sister. 7/10. >Dude passes the f--- out, and his sister and I are alone. >Around 3 am, she grabs me by the hand after everyone's asleep, and brings me into their garage. >Takes her top off and we get busy. No f------ clue what I'm doing since I'm f------ 13, but apparently it's working. >About a week goes by. Going to nick's house every day after school. Doing the deed with his sister. >End of the week, she tells me we're done. My 13 year old self breaks down and cries. Calls her a c---, and leaves. >Next day, ignore nick all day. It's not his fault, but i can't go back. >Few days go by of the same thing. >He starts freaking out and causes a huge scene. >Calls me every s----- thing he can think of. Sperg.mov >lgnore him while he breaks down. >He punches me in the back of the head. >F--- it >"I only hung out with you so I could bang your sister. Now that I'm done, you're f------ useless to me." >Nick looks f------ shellshocked. >Day goes by. >He doesn't show up. >A week later. >Doesn't show up. >He f------ moved schools. Come to find out years later that his parents got divorced, and his sister got pregnant. Idk who the dad is, but time-wise it's not horribly far off from when we were f------ around.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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