![File: EFXCE01UYAA8CSO.jpg (41 KB, 798x644) O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)14:33:04 No.846188522 [Reply] > >846194792 /b/ What's some f----- up s--- you did as a preteen/teen? I'll start. >Be me (m13) in 2011 >Kinda the center of my weeb friend group. >There's a kid that hangs around our area during lunch, but nobody talks to him. Name is Nick. >Tall lanky mf. Smells like his washing machine doesn't work. >My friend Taylor and I decide to befriend him. >We go over to his house in order to play halo reach. >Fun f------ game. >Hang out until 1 am. Taylor has to go home. I spend the night. >Nick has a 17 year old sister. 7/10. >Dude passes the f--- out, and his sister and I are alone. >Around 3 am, she grabs me by the hand after everyone's asleep, and brings me into their garage. >Takes her top off and we get busy. No f------ clue what I'm doing since I'm f------ 13, but apparently it's working. >About a week goes by. Going to nick's house every day after school. Doing the deed with his sister. >End of the week, she tells me we're done. My 13 year old self breaks down and cries. Calls her a c---, and leaves. >Next day, ignore nick all day. It's not his fault, but i can't go back. >Few days go by of the same thing. >He starts freaking out and causes a huge scene. >Calls me every s----- thing he can think of. Sperg.mov >lgnore him while he breaks down. >He punches me in the back of the head. >F--- it >"I only hung out with you so I could bang your sister. Now that I'm done, you're f------ useless to me." >Nick looks f------ shellshocked. >Day goes by. >He doesn't show up. >A week later. >Doesn't show up. >He f------ moved schools. Come to find out years later that his parents got divorced, and his sister got pregnant. Idk who the dad is, but time-wise it's not horribly far off from when we were f------ around.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/008/075/21a.png "Anon made someone's sister pregnant. | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: ogn33tg.jpg (26 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)06:10:17 No.62005424 [Reply] >Play video games all day >think to myself that there must be more to life >get a job >realize that there isn't Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)06:16:27 No.62005474 then be so tired from work you cant even vidya fml O Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)06:18:32 No.62005494 whatever. I like sleeping more than video games anyways.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/008/074/5b4.jpg "Job is work you do for other people | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous[] 01/31/21(Sun)20:45:31 No.138718405 >Call Amazon customer service >l'm informed the call center guy is speaking from Egypt >Turns out to be the most professional, most polite call center guy l've ever interacted with >Thank him a lot 44 KB PNG >"Always at your service Sir" >Before leaving I ask him if he's actually Egyptian >"Yes" >congratulate him on his perfect Italian >"Thanks, I invite you to visit Egypt, the country of the the Sphinx and the Pyramids, one of the seven wonders of the world" >Haha wow thanks! >"I've worked with Italians before. You can visit my city which is located there near there, you'll love it there" >Thank him so much, and ask him his name again >He knows mine from the screen I felt /international/ love bliss bros. I now have a new Egyptian fren](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/007/901/1f8.jpg "Anon made a Egyptian friend | /r/Greentext")
![[Serious long post, please read and tell solutions] >How can I let my girlfriend show me her breasts (or even get naked before)? She's hella shy and conservative. >She's conservative, even tho she was born and grew up in London (we both are indians, I am here for PhD, she grew up 163 KB JPG here) >And she thinks that a couple should do naked stuff only after marriage. > but she's ok with kissing, cuddling and hugging stuff. (Felt her body doing these stuffs before). >it would take 2 years to complete my PhD and would take one year for marriage at least, I don't even want sex, I want to see her breasts, she's cute. >What can I do to convince her? > [again, this is a serious post]. -Broke Imperial student, graduating within few years. (Posting pic, would delete the post within few mins of getting some replies or answers).](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/007/831/2ed.jpg "Anon wants bobs | /r/Greentext")
