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File: 65d04ebcf28938d05710495b7(...).jpg (28 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 08/01/24(Thu)23:30:17 No.269441483 >>269441549 >>269441590 >>269441968 >>269442913 >>269443581 >>269443613 >>269443736 >>269443847 >>269444494 >>269447548 >>269447726 >>269447811 >>269447824 >>269448265 >>269448395 >>269449031 >>269450076 >>269450122 >>269450269 >>269453942 >>269454404 >>269454567 >>269455162 >>269455705 >>269457807 >>269459852 >>269460209 >>269462261 >>269463259 >>269465811 >Doesn't end with any girl >Nobody cares, legacy remains unstained

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous (ID: J407bobA) 07/27/24(Sat) 11:05:06 No.475828677 Figure 3. Median Household Income for Married Couples by Age Group: 2019 (In 2019 U.S. dollars) $110,800* $104,600 $98,470* $130,700* $90,610* $85,810* $83,430* $74,370 Opposite- Same-sex Same-sex Same-sex Opposite- Same-sex sex All Female Male sex All Same-sex Same-sex Female Male 18-64 65 and over Householder age group * Difference from opposite-sex married couples is significant at the 90% confidence level. Source: U.S. Census Bureau, 2019 American Community Survey 1-year data. being gay pays.jpg 73 KB JPG >"be gay" >society awards you the most money This s--- doesn't even make sense.

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File: o.png (21 KB, 582x216) t The Intel Crab reposted Levent Kemal @leventkemaI - 35m IMPORTANT: Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. Via @aliicabuk/NTV 16 1 138 342 IRANIAN RETALIATION TONIGHT Anonymous (ID: ThRQ+a3m >>476646337 >>476648577 >> 28K 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:19 No.476638722 >>476639030 >>476639133 >>476639200 >>476639293 >>476639348 >>476640692 >>476640741 >>476640925 >>476641439 >>476641584>>476642412 >>476642613 >>476643428 >>476644070 Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. https://x.com/leventkemal/status/1819413802523164836 Anonymous (ID: 09P/YnYK) 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:53 No.476638788 >>476639314 >>476640692 Just two more weeks, bro Anonymous (ID: 10KcJlio) 08/02/24(Fri)11:21:32 No.476638857 ▶ >>476639100 >says twitter/pol/ At least I know now nothing's happen ☐ Anonymous (ID: 0682Vsfl) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:15 No.476639030 >>476639391 >>476638722 (OP) its going to happen on the morning on their shabbat, before dawns first light so like 9-10 hours from now Anonymous (ID: LonYTy2D) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:59 No.476639100 >>476639157 >>476639572 >>476639877 >>476640692 >>476640922 >>476641037 >>476641354 >>476641453 >>476641619 >>476641878 >>476642308 >>476642395 >>476642507 >>476642670 >>476642842 >>476643075 >>476643558 >>476643569 >>476643801 >>476644180 >>476644648 >>476645504 >>476645932 >>476646733 >>476647248 >>476648181 >>476648598 >>476638857 >At least I know now nothing's happen Nothing ever happens. This post ending in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 proves it

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:04:03 No.101468285 1710485663593410.jpg 374 KB JPG >get new iphone >accidentally hit my table (slightly) >completely broken Ah yes, this is the Apple™ quality. F--- off itoddler shills

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Anonymous (ID: AVGFKhVg) 07/27/24(Sat)09:54:09 No.475824400 & 1200x675_cmsv2_7ad9958e-fab1-5402-923e-4076a2b458a8-8601724.jpg >goes to a foreign country 91 KB JPG >lectures their congress to fight his wars >calls all protestors paid idiots >refuses to elaborate >leaves Is he the real gigachad?

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File: 1708036428477843.jpg (43 KB, 686x386) ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:50:01 No.144771646 >>144771665 >>144771683 >>144771686 >>144771744 >>144771745 >>144771757 >>144771801 >>144772176 >>144772200 >>144772737 >>144774078 >>144774137 NOOO IM TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES AND A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD WHERE I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN AHHHHHHH ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:55:11 No.144771686 >>144771646 (OP) >Perfect world >Feel pain yet know you can't die >>144771693 >>144771754 >>144772088 >>144772176 >Suffer the fear of getting stuck due to glitches and never being found, forced to live through it endlessly until your mind breaks >"God is unstable and naive >Jax ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:56:15 No. 144771693 ►>>144771754 >>144773841 >>144771686 >You can't swear or be dirty >You have no c--- or balls >You are constantly watched or monitored Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:00:38 No.144771744 >>144771646 (OP) >TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES the world is incomplete and the games are deathtraps >A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD that will kill you with zero hesitation and pulls you around like a toy to do his bidding >I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN you literally get turned into a wagie ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:27 No.144771754 ► >>144771686 >>144771693 >You don't possess a human form, you are most likely something that doesn't even resemble a human >At best you have arms ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:38 No.144771757 >>144771646 (OP) If you can't c-- it's not perfect.

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Anonymous 1:21B YouTube Search YouTube ll 83 07/25/24(Thu)17:23:57 No.101567073 да youtube.jpg 109 KB JPG >open my youtube song playlist >mandatory ads every song how is this acceptable

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 06/24/24(Mon)16:11:46 No.77941464 88 KB JPG >move from geriatric commieblock to dynamic newbuilt codo district >go to local Lidl >it's full of hot young woman >girls in see-through skirts >girls with massive t--- >girls with perky t--- and no bras >girls in all shorts as if they were acting in rap music video >girls in summer-dresses W-- do I do bros, this s--- makes me horny and depressed at the same time. I can't even buy groceries in peace.

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Anonymous 360 KB PNG 11/21/20(Sat)14:32:58 No.61025172 >sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?

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3h (9/14 11:52) - 74732416 10 Re 0 Img JPG 231KB (1205 × 1600) bushieboo.jpg >Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old

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Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)22:12:47 No.201727094 hqdefault(1).jpg 34 KB JPG >undetectable spell which can kill anyone with 2 words >literally every magician can do it >they aren't using it randomly every day >most powerful wizard in the history of the earth >can't kill the people he wants with it

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08/01/24(Thu)11:48:33 No.476504743 Female boxer yells 'this is unjust' and falls to her knees in tears as she quits fight against 'biologically male' Olympic opponent Imane Khelif after just 46 SECONDS following two powerful punches By Shekar Bhatia In Paris and Tom Cotterill 11:44 01 Aug 2024, updated 12:35 01 Aug 2024 TA This is what you voted for. Suffer.jpg 117 KB JPG >The beatings will continue until morale improves

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File: 65d04ebcf28938d05710495b7(...).jpg (28 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 08/01/24(Thu)23:30:17 No.269441483 >>269441549 >>269441590 >>269441968 >>269442913 >>269443581 >>269443613 >>269443736 >>269443847 >>269444494 >>269447548 >>269447726 >>269447811 >>269447824 >>269448265 >>269448395 >>269449031 >>269450076 >>269450122 >>269450269 >>269453942 >>269454404 >>269454567 >>269455162 >>269455705 >>269457807 >>269459852 >>269460209 >>269462261 >>269463259 >>269465811 >Doesn't end with any girl >Nobody cares, legacy remains unstained

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