Anon's life is unfair | /r/Greentext
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![: Anonymous[] 01/31/21(Sun)20:45:31 No.138718405 >Call Amazon customer service >l'm informed the call center guy is speaking from Egypt >Turns out to be the most professional, most polite call center guy l've ever interacted with >Thank him a lot 44 KB PNG >"Always at your service Sir" >Before leaving I ask him if he's actually Egyptian >"Yes" >congratulate him on his perfect Italian >"Thanks, I invite you to visit Egypt, the country of the the Sphinx and the Pyramids, one of the seven wonders of the world" >Haha wow thanks! >"I've worked with Italians before. You can visit my city which is located there near there, you'll love it there" >Thank him so much, and ask him his name again >He knows mine from the screen I felt /international/ love bliss bros. I now have a new Egyptian fren](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/007/901/1f8.jpg "Anon made a Egyptian friend | /r/Greentext")
![[Serious long post, please read and tell solutions] >How can I let my girlfriend show me her breasts (or even get naked before)? She's hella shy and conservative. >She's conservative, even tho she was born and grew up in London (we both are indians, I am here for PhD, she grew up 163 KB JPG here) >And she thinks that a couple should do naked stuff only after marriage. > but she's ok with kissing, cuddling and hugging stuff. (Felt her body doing these stuffs before). >it would take 2 years to complete my PhD and would take one year for marriage at least, I don't even want sex, I want to see her breasts, she's cute. >What can I do to convince her? > [again, this is a serious post]. -Broke Imperial student, graduating within few years. (Posting pic, would delete the post within few mins of getting some replies or answers).](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/007/831/2ed.jpg "Anon wants bobs | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [UAuto] File: thumb_aidan-you-should-st(.).png (40 KB, 300x334) O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)13:12:46 No.846193430 ► >l asked out a girl >She refused, but her face blushed >Find wins where you can [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [DAuto]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/007/743/f80.png "Anon is single | /r/Greentext")
