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fishingboatproceeds C--- is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I'm only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of c-- down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with c-- all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all f----- up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I've drained all of your energy out the tip of your d---... That's when l'm satisfied. fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the f--- up fishingboatproceeds sweetie, you are literally so out of line it's f------ unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you'll just end up crying. i've roasted you before and you know it. chances are you'll just say i bullied you because you're gay and have different skin. talk s--- get hit, you don't wanna mess with me kiddo; i've got a black belt. i know threats are f----- up but that's all i've been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i've been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don't even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i'm a jaded teenage girl. i've been through s--- that you wouldn't even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a f------ girlfriend. you don't know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i've already won. Source: fishingboatproceeds

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