darktownboykisser sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container. overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now. A starlight-stormsong The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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Oh man! I can't be late on the first day! Omode it! My first day ot class! The school year is over, son. You missed it. fropunker: noideawhatimdoingrightnow: let me just tell you something about this final scene. i sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. i even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. when the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. i was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. he turned to me and asked "is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn't make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?" monster's university was a little deeper than i thought tumblr shut up he is a slug. the literal message is he is a slug who is slow like slugs in nature so stop.

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11/15/13(Fri)10:18 No.96828504 Anonymous WON AN ACADEMY AWARD. DIDN'T. How did this happen? 11/15/13(Fri)10:20 No.96828566 Anonymous >hating on wallace and gromit 98 KB JPG 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828634 Anonymous Animating Clay > Making cartoons. 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828638 Anonymous >talking s--- about wallace and gromit 68 KB JPG dayonedropped The entire thread continued like this. squeakyfoam as it should be

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this is correct

ace-nyctophyle any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough yupokaysuremhm This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence ace-nyctophyle I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK yupokaysuremhm BEAUTIFUL mysterytinyfox you see thats why i love english ailithnight I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning. ace-nyctophyle GOOD not-to-be-a-tea-but-brit My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall enquires-state-building why do these make some semblance of sense roseverdict Because brains don't brain logically couldbeglorious Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn't logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english ! swampxwitchxhattie I hate that this makes sense

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theaustinstollhaus When people go off about how English is the worst language, I just wanna point out a few things: - Our future tense requires only one word (looking at you, Spanish) - Words don't change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese) - We don't live in some bizarre Beauty And The Beast world where we give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German) - Likewise, we don't have have two different words for "they" because we don't care whether "they" were male or female (Spanish, French) - There's no formal "you" because we don't play mind games about whether or not we respect you (Spanish, German) - We don't alter the whole f------ language based on how much we respect you (Japanese) - The letters and sounds might not be consistent, but at least we have letters, not just pictures (Mandarin) - We don't have a f------ stupid tense specifically for talking to two people because some idiot decided that a two-person tense was necessary (Arabic) So yeah, I think we're doing okay as a language theaustinstollhaus Oh and some of our plurals are irregular, but at least it's not like every goddamn plural is an entirely new word so you have to learn every word twice At least it's not like that, right? Right, Arabic? WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE, HUH, ARABIC? Source: theaustinstollhaus #funny #languages 49,849 notes

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Frogs will bond with other reptiles if they have the same skin color. tulparightsactivist NO MGRE BROTHER HARS

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I've noticed whenever a male character is made for the "female gaze" they are never completely jacked with muscles. Usually got abs and all that but are more lean. And also aren't frequently half naked.

gayghost Concept: a character designer who's horny on main but only horny for his male characters and not his female characters gayghost Female characters: *short fat woman, tall thin lanky woman, average height woman with muscles a lil chub, woman with a pear shaped body, old hunched over woman, non humanoid character* Male characters: *buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude* symbisexual-disaster-rises Michelangelo meatburgiv have you heard of this lovely little manga called j

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Red Light Robin Hood

New York Man Arrested for Cutting Wires to Red Light Cameras After Exposing Government Revenue Generating Scheme BEN KELLER cointelpro-plant Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it. critical-perspective Florida Man: Chaotic evil New York Man: Chaotic good. abyssalthaumaturge H--------. Nah dude look up the entire story, it's INSANE. The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter's extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn't cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time-which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations-the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff's Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America's flat out f------ ballsiest "f--- you" to the gubmint I've ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy- his name is Stephen Ruth by the way-started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions! As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand... The local station, "News12", never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he's been caught up in a full-blown f------ government conspiracy that's out for his blood. This guy isn't Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

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Pervitin Wabatsiel fedkaczynski What's funny is that this actually happened. allamericankindofguy-actual I'm unfamiliar with this story please elaborate fedkaczynski Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he's the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. ethereal-insight Did he survive? loafed-beans Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs) odric-master-swagtician His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up misteryada Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

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A true hero.

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