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animetitle god i love being part of the internet's most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn't making s--- off my presence. tropicalhomestead Math time: • $1.1 billion paid by Verizon • Minus the purported $3 million buyout • Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019) You, personally, cost Verizon $2.89 USD legaleesi Hey @verizon Bitch.

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fulgur-caligo-custodis kurlyfryz Power move: Next time you go to the airport, bring a bottle of shampoo, but it's filled with yogurt. When they tell you that liquids aren't allowed Drink it Posted in r/madlads by u/ProbablyM_S reddit

lesbianshepard Jul 24 travelling next week for work. googled the nearest city and none of you are prepared to see what passes for the local style pizza. lesbianshepard Jul 24 this should be a crime lesbianshepard Jul 25 #someone needs to die for this #divorced dad type food #is the local chef a 12 year old latchkey kid? #as a new yorker im about to k J elf #abolish all prisons except one for these guys #that is a crime where I'm from #I'm anti regional food variation shaming but this is a crime man #mamma mia. #i took like a deep shuddering breath #i feel nauseous. #oh no they should be shot #literally the closest thing to anti-Italian racism the reviews are in: Pennsylvania must pay for its crimes

theaccidentfactory Follow I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby theaccidentfactory English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking s about the neighbor's son

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The pasta is now

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Regularly thinking about “tumblr shut up he is a slug”

Oh man! I can't be late on the first day! Omode it! My first day ot class! The school year is over, son. You missed it. fropunker: noideawhatimdoingrightnow: let me just tell you something about this final scene. i sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. i even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. when the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. i was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. he turned to me and asked "is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn't make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?" monster's university was a little deeper than i thought tumblr shut up he is a slug. the literal message is he is a slug who is slow like slugs in nature so stop.

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Animating Clay > Making Cartoons

11/15/13(Fri)10:18 No.96828504 Anonymous WON AN ACADEMY AWARD. DIDN'T. How did this happen? 11/15/13(Fri)10:20 No.96828566 Anonymous >hating on wallace and gromit 98 KB JPG 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828634 Anonymous Animating Clay > Making cartoons. 11/15/13(Fri)10:23 No.96828638 Anonymous >talking s--- about wallace and gromit 68 KB JPG dayonedropped The entire thread continued like this. squeakyfoam as it should be

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How To Find Me a Wife Real Quick

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Please clarify what you mean by liberals

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this is correct

ace-nyctophyle any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough yupokaysuremhm This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence ace-nyctophyle I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK yupokaysuremhm BEAUTIFUL mysterytinyfox you see thats why i love english ailithnight I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning. ace-nyctophyle GOOD not-to-be-a-tea-but-brit My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall enquires-state-building why do these make some semblance of sense roseverdict Because brains don't brain logically couldbeglorious Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn't logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english ! swampxwitchxhattie I hate that this makes sense

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I've noticed whenever a male character is made for the "female gaze" they are never completely jacked with muscles. Usually got abs and all that but are more lean. And also aren't frequently half naked.

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FUGG,IMMA DAI DDD:

Pervitin Wabatsiel fedkaczynski What's funny is that this actually happened. allamericankindofguy-actual I'm unfamiliar with this story please elaborate fedkaczynski Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he's the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. ethereal-insight Did he survive? loafed-beans Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs) odric-master-swagtician His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up misteryada Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

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