Virgin Qassem v. CHAD KOBE | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The Virgin The Chad Kobe Bryant Qassem Suleimani Hates Jews Mourned by the world Legends never die. Hates Christians Mourned We love you Kobe! Hates Sunnis by no one Terrorist Killed by a guy with an xbox controller 2 US presidents wrote heartfelt a4 7,000 miles away Entire NBA took messages about Most people would say, "Who the f--- is this guy?" 24 or 8 second him Hobbies include violations to bomb making and spreading hate honor him Loving father of 4 Only his hand was left. (Now casting for the 5x Champ Inspired a generation of basketball players Died while Addams on his way Family) Encourages people to coach his daughters to be the best at team what they love to do

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(1978-2020, gone but not forgotten. We still love you and your family Kobe.)

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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"MyOoo yOy WAAAA!" Oh god oh f--- he has Chad's magic pencil Chad is legit worried about what he had created Chad created doodlechad to have a lifting buddy, it backfired big time Easily the biggest mistake chad has made so far "YoU DoOdLe Me ChAd!" "Me NiHoY mE NoY!" it was only a matter of time until doodlechad decided to rebel against his creator [WAAAA!! "YaAaA yOoO wAaAh!!"

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Dresses like a gay janitor The Lovecraftian Horror that is Uncle GuspachoM Same color scheme His mere presence violates the Geneva Conventions causes any in the immediate vacinity to buckle or collapse. as Lightning Mcqueer Lasers. That's literally all he does whether out of arousal or Forces minorities Unclenched fists always ready to strangle enemies of the state despair, only the fallen know and children to be Iron Man when he gets too incompetent to do his own damn job M----------- is so addicted to overcompensating that he built fake muscles into his suit "And the truth became so hideously clear: Never killed a human, just a lot of communists If there ever was a sweet Jesus andif there ever was a God, that god was War Machine" Alcoholic - I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream At least 12 weapons of mass destruction protruding from each appendage, each of which could level a small continent or bring down a 3rd world government in the span of a few hours Diaper fetish His two 14 inch stallion grade meat pistons each have 17 confirmed kills and left many more permanently disabled and in constant orgam His "personality" consists entirely of OMG ROASTED SAVAGE So gullible that he actually beleived Pepper when she told him the kid wasn't COMPILATION #435 and unfunny sarcasm Got legs f------ shattered by stark's fagbot, gets up and keeps serving his country without so much as a complaint Tries to quit at every possible interval because he's a lazy p------------ Happy's Signed the Sokovia Accords Signed the Sokovia Accords so his wife would come back because that's what America Bombed muslim children would want him to do Bombed muslim children for America money

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