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The Virgin Erich Maria Remarque THE CHAD ERNST JUNGER Has a German name, Was a staunch Nationalist, but Was against nationalism. was against Nazism, as he recognized it's threat to Has a French people know he is German the moment sounding name, people assume he is French. they hear it. Germany. Fled Germany when the Nazis took power. Doesn't need a middle Stayed in Germany when the Nazis took power. His middle name is a girls name, both his first and name lol Criticized the Nazis from last name are very masculine. the safety of Switzerland Received very few medals during first Criticized the Nazis from inside Earned many medals Germany, Nazis never did anything to him out of a mixture of respect Wrote a book about a war, the ones he during both world wars. Virgin complaining about war and wearing boots. did get were and fear. participation medals. "STORM OF STEEL" High School students are Wrote a book about his forced to read his book. personal experiences during World War One. "All Quite on the Western Front" Wrote literature detailing the horrors of war, yet still honored the bravery His book was so bad that High School students the Nazis burned copies of choose to read his book. Wrote defeatist it. literature and sacrafices of the Wrote anti German books The nazis didn't dare soldiers during second world war harm his books. Thought that the Treaty of Recognized that the Treaty of Versailles was unfair and unjust and was a vocal critic of it. Versailles of fair. During the Second World war he put his politics aside and rejoined the Army, as he knew that being a German was more important than politics.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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