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chad 28-Volt virgin 9-Volt Mears a tracksuit. the best article of clothing has a dope tan addicted to ganing chad physique has an autistic vay for dealing with nath pale as f--- fron sitting in his house and playing ganes all day his raps are fire too cool for school ganing is Just a hobby. not addicted has great taste in nusie consooner only plays s----- old ganes virgin Ashley chad Mona hard-working, talented has t--- and ass looks and acts like a deulantart oc probably thinks being a loner is cool pities ashley for being a lonely f----- p--- bait everyone wants only basenent duoellers who are into lolis want to wang her (you) to wang her. including wario, the biggest chad of all enough said, she bangin Red does all the work for her chad Orbulon virgin Dr Crygor nade a robot that disobeyed his orders to clean 300 IQ old and fat constantly crashes his olnker yet nouer dies has style people are disgusted by his dance noves nakes fun of your snall brain has bunny ninions that work for hin probably beleves this outfit looks cool on hin Just flying araund in space, vibin his experinents and creations f--- up half of the tine he's so chad his the only cool thing he has is his nustache uhich is stolen fron schlong is on his head walulgi

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Virgin vs. Chad

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