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CHAD C-------- THE VIRIGN VAPE Big tobacco have been appealing to millions with cigarettes for over a 100 years now looks cool on Chad whether you like it or not, Good flavor in cost of faster death compared to other tobacco products Looks like virgin's smoking a garbage can All taste the same (burnt popcorn) No style Chad's future fight against lung cancer will be legendary and remembered by all who loved him Appeals to yutoday's youth U making our future generations mostly virgin but Chad doesn't give a s--- A smoke for self conscious virgins, lack of confidence denies virgin to get laid The smoke for a confident Chad, Chad gets laid all the time THE LAD NUCLEAR INHALATION THAD CIGAR An art that takes skill and time A gentlemen's smoke Salivates disgusting green ooze, it can penetrate through any metal A celebratory tradition for 100s of cigar brands open doors to thousands of unique flavors hundreds of A single burp/fart can result in Hiroshima and Nagasaki all over again years You will mutate within 100 yards of Lad G----------- doesn't matter to him, just a scotch and a stogie is all he wants, still gets laid "A cigar is equivalent to a pack of cigarettes" Chad is currently learning the art under the practice of Thad "Ok lad, what the f---, how are you even still alive lad"

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Virgin Vape v. Chad C-- v. Thad Cigar v. Lad Chernobyl


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Jan 06, 2020 at 12:39PM EST

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