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The Virgin Barney vs. The Chad Mr. Rogers All of America went into mourning when he died Every playground in America sings songs about killing him Beloved by Boomers, Xers, and Millenials Hated by parents and kids alike Widely thought have been a Navy SEAL sniper Soothing ASMR voice Rumored to be Annoying voice sounds like a clown either a crackhead or a child molester on acid Hasn't appeared on any shows besides his own Tactfully addressed racism in ways that children can understand Too p---- to address important Had crossover episode for Arthur, a Chad PBS classic issues No degree or job Ordained Only friends are two Has an entire titular Prespyterian Minister hood that he chills with other dinosaurs and Themesong rips off Yankee Doodle some annoying kids Iconic theme music "Goodbye neighbor" Tells kids he loves 100% real in them, pretty creepy Only exists with imagination every sense Provided important lessons on how to be a good neighbor Only teaches stupid s--- like colors and numbers Met the Incredible Hulk and Koko the Gorilla Never met any cool people

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The Virgin Barney vs. The Chad Mr. Rogers


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Jan 04, 2020 at 02:17PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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barney the dinosaur, barney, barney and friends, mr. rogers, fred rogers, kids' show, virgin, chad, mr. rogers' neighborhood

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