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Chad Friend of All Bugs Virgin Hobbyist Will call pest control just to beat the Has never seen a pin or Kills thousands of Will only go after large butterflies and moths. Thinks everything else is either bland, disgusting or dangerous. exterminator to death kill jar in his life insects for useless "art", doesn't Rejects all offers from human women, too busy f------ the Arthropleura armata that he revived with sheer willpower even donate it to science Knows the name, range, Thinks his collections are impressive diet, life cycle and care needs for every arthropod on to girls when they actually don't give a s---. There was no bugs on Noah's Ark, Chad saved them all Has never hurt an arthropod in his whole life. Boycots all industries that rely on the mass killing of arthropods. Earth Uses chemicals to kill innocent beetles Spends all day researching butterflies yet doesn't know the first thing about caterpillars just trying to do their job eating dead Looks horseflies, hornets and giant water bugs dead in the eye. They submit themselves to him out of respect Lets parasites feed off of him because it's the right thing to do insects OUCH! Unironically beleives in the "wasp bad bee good" meme He killed all the CEOS of pesticide companies by Will scream and run like a "Yeah even as someone who likes bugs I agree that ticks and mosquitoes serve tying them down while they get eaten by bitch when an insect flies to "Hemimetabolous screwworm maggots close to him. no purpose to the enviornment and Will intentionally seek out large gatherings of biting or stinging and holometabolous" should be made extinct" "Complete and incomplete metamorphosis" Buzzing is erotic. especially really loud buzzing insects to befriend them Will instinctually avoid wasp nests like everyone else Throws all bug hating, fake, "animal lover" Beckies Every house within 7 miles of his house is bug free because they all went to Chad's house into the sun Thinks loud buzzing is gross and annoying

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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