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Chad Friend of All Bugs Virgin Hobbyist Will call pest control just to beat the Has never seen a pin or Kills thousands of Will only go after large butterflies and moths. Thinks everything else is either bland, disgusting or dangerous. exterminator to death kill jar in his life insects for useless "art", doesn't Rejects all offers from human women, too busy f------ the Arthropleura armata that he revived with sheer willpower even donate it to science Knows the name, range, Thinks his collections are impressive diet, life cycle and care needs for every arthropod on to girls when they actually don't give a s---. There was no bugs on Noah's Ark, Chad saved them all Has never hurt an arthropod in his whole life. Boycots all industries that rely on the mass killing of arthropods. Earth Uses chemicals to kill innocent beetles Spends all day researching butterflies yet doesn't know the first thing about caterpillars just trying to do their job eating dead Looks horseflies, hornets and giant water bugs dead in the eye. They submit themselves to him out of respect Lets parasites feed off of him because it's the right thing to do insects OUCH! Unironically beleives in the "wasp bad bee good" meme He killed all the CEOS of pesticide companies by Will scream and run like a "Yeah even as someone who likes bugs I agree that ticks and mosquitoes serve tying them down while they get eaten by bitch when an insect flies to "Hemimetabolous screwworm maggots close to him. no purpose to the enviornment and Will intentionally seek out large gatherings of biting or stinging and holometabolous" should be made extinct" "Complete and incomplete metamorphosis" Buzzing is erotic. especially really loud buzzing insects to befriend them Will instinctually avoid wasp nests like everyone else Throws all bug hating, fake, "animal lover" Beckies Every house within 7 miles of his house is bug free because they all went to Chad's house into the sun Thinks loud buzzing is gross and annoying

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Chad Friend of All Bugs Virgin Hobbyist Will call pest control just to beat the Has never seen a pin or Kills thousands of Will only go after large butterflies and moths. Thinks everything else is either bland, disgusting or dangerous. exterminator to death kill jar in his life insects for useless "art", doesn't Rejects all offers from human women, too busy f------ the Arthropleura armata that he revived with sheer willpower even donate it to science Knows the name, range, Thinks his collections are impressive diet, life cycle and care needs for every arthropod on to girls when they actually don't give a s---. There was no bugs on Noah's Ark, Chad saved them all Has never hurt an arthropod in his whole life. Boycots all industries that rely on the mass killing of arthropods. Earth Uses chemicals to kill innocent beetles Spends all day researching butterflies yet doesn't know the first thing about caterpillars just trying to do their job eating dead Looks horseflies, hornets and giant water bugs dead in the eye. They submit themselves to him out of respect Lets parasites feed off of him because it's the right thing to do insects OUCH! Unironically beleives in the "wasp bad bee good" meme He killed all the CEOS of pesticide companies by Will scream and run like a "Yeah even as someone who likes bugs I agree that ticks and mosquitoes serve tying them down while they get eaten by bitch when an insect flies to "Hemimetabolous screwworm maggots close to him. no purpose to the enviornment and Will intentionally seek out large gatherings of biting or stinging and holometabolous" should be made extinct" "Complete and incomplete metamorphosis" Buzzing is erotic. especially really loud buzzing insects to befriend them Will instinctually avoid wasp nests like everyone else Throws all bug hating, fake, "animal lover" Beckies Every house within 7 miles of his house is bug free because they all went to Chad's house into the sun Thinks loud buzzing is gross and annoying

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