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The LAD "Just f--- my s--- up." The Thad Bowl cut The Virgin Modern Haircut The Chad Mullet The barber simply picked random tools and just went wild The backside of Chads Just slapped a f------ bowl on his head and cut around it Lad probably really doesn't want that job his mom wants him to attend interview for His glorious golden mane flies in the wind hairstyle hasn't seen scissors in years Literally everyone has some variation of this Line is perfectly straight, not a single hair sticking out Too afraid to stand out or experiment, just goes with the safe option Nostalgia hits everyone who sees him Dozen of different hairstyles Sign of fierce masculinity and sexiness combined into one abomination Lad is guaranteed to stand out of the crowd, just not necessarily in a good way His mum can just cut his hair at home, barber doesn't get a single penny Lad thinks it looks cool, it really doesn't Chad doesn't care about Seriously, just look at what Lad put on his head Has to style it up every morning so it doesn't look s----- No f---- given fashion, anything he puts on just becomes a trend anyway Bonus tip: shave a circle on top of your head for that sexy medieval monk look Bonus tip: pair with a horseshoe mustache for a sick 80s pornstar look Barber is doing this same hairstyle for the 20th time today, bored as s---

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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