Virgin Swordsman v. CHAD LIMBLESS MARTIAL ARTIST | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The Virgin THE CHAD foes are scarred for life, gave his helmet "horns" ends up looking stupid "LIMBLESS MARTIAL ARTIST" now every time they see yellow they instantly remember Chad and his flowing locks "swordsman" II muscles are more concentrated than ever before, whole body is the equivilant to a full suit of steel armor only prior knowledge about sword combat is from animes and video games muscles are too atrophied to swing his sword doing this purely out of instinct needs a shield the only blood his sword will ever touch is that of its wielder whole body is covered in blood by the end of the fight what a p---- uses his mighty jaw block attacks OULH never gets hit once sword is dull, ugly and short, like his revolting 2 inch penis doesn't even look his opponent in the eye, too intimidated by them penis and balls are heavy enough to be used as a mace/flail stares at his opponents souls, respects and honors his foes armor is made out of cheap tin foil that he spray painted to look "cooler" not used to fast-paced combat manuevering skills are laughable still wears his iconic clothes no need for "armor" kept part of his left leg so he could use it as a weapon

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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