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The Virgin Thor The Chad Väinämöinen Fights all his battles with wisdom and his god-like musician skills, made an instrument out of pike's jaw Not known by the masses but Fights all his battles against random giants with raw muscle power by true mythology and lore connoisseurs, still inspired J.R.R. Tolkien Popularized making capeshit movies for Amerilards, just a shell due to his low IQ of his true lore-self Name can be Is a Mary Sue with his Mjölner hammer, though he's not very bright pronounced Name pronunciation doesn't require any skills in any Scandinavian language Has his own weaknesses, like not getting a smoking Stacy, but still overcomes them with his singing skills only by Finns Doesn't die: Gets tired of Finland's bs when Finns Dies in the Ragnarök convert to Christianity, leaves the whole place with a boat and says: Young, strapping Is like hundreds of just like the other Gods with the exception of Vili, Vidar, Váli, Modi and Magdi man but still carried years old, still goes to different places everywhere by two I'll come back when I'm like to the hereafter goats needed again!" without a steed

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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