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CHAD GHOSTAL Virgin Space Ghost Loved by everyone Hated by his co-hosts except his geeky Stylish goatee brother Frequent object of ridicule despite Not manly enough being the main for facial hair character Power bands include a literal Rejected by Carol Channing "chick magnet" and Merrill Markoe Picks up Elvira not even trying Power bands have stupid features like a "smell ray" Poorly fitting suit Tight suit shows off his rippling muscles and bulge shows off how fat and out of shape he is Diana Ross fan Listens to jazz like a sophisticated gentleman of leisure Hip and happening cat

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Ace v. The Chad Murdoc

VS The Virgin Ace Chadoc No cartoon so there for no s----- reboot His cartoon has a Beautiful eyes to s----- reboot Is only thirty three but somehow Full head of beautiful stare deeply into Wears glasses to look cool but is most likely just insecure (eyes look like he black olive locks already balding Is fifty but looks thirdy Was in a gang named after a flesh eating infection (gross) high as f---) Sweet manicure Not legally allowed to drink or smoke Doesn't talk or change facial Drank and smoked expressions ever... Not legally allowed to get bitches so much his taste buds have withered Will abuse 2D just because he can away Gets all the bitches treats 2D with respect Doesn't give a f--- Has 50+ kids Was in a boy band (and it f------ Is the leader of a universally adored band sucked) Fake ass boots Real egyptian silk

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Virgin Stand Arrow v. CHAD BORN W/ STAND USER

Chad born with stand user Is strong enough to have a stand as a child Virgin Stand Arrow User Could die from getting stand Chad main villians Has to be shot by stupid arrow usally born with stand Most Joestars are born with stands making that a cool way to get them Dumb side villians are usally stand arrow users Only has to be born to get stand Has to be "Chosen" by arrow Gets cool stand names Yeah not gonna lie all the namEs are really cool

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“Virgins who do not learn their history are doomed to repeat it” - Chadfucius, 479 B.C.

ThE VIRGINAL KNA VE The NOBIE IORD FEEDS hIS ASS BVT GRAIN AND CARROTS his STEED DINES ON ThE PINEST CAKES AND ALES TA VGHT SELF O READE TAPESTRIES AS A BABE WHOLLY ILLITERATE PIGHTS ThE BLOODY BATTLES OTHERS MERELY READ OF HOLDS ThE CHAMBER DOORS FOR MAIDENS VSES WENCHES AS BATTERING RAMS

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The Virgin Seinfeld v. THE CHAD KRAMER

Seinfeld The Chad KRAMER The Virgin Rugged facial aesthetics. The face of a c-------- ad campaign Hates himself Nasally, annoying voice Hasn't paid for groceries in over 20 years Neurotic, germophobe Hey buddy! Always knows how to Hacky, observational "comedy" hated by all make an entrance OG Hipster Doofus. Fashionable as f---! New girlfriend every week Always finds stupid reasons to breakup with them Always up to wacky/zany hijinks every week Towers over short, stocky George His show was cancelled after just one episode. LOL Doesn't want to be Beloved by everyone. Makes viewers laugh with his physical eccentricities and frequent pratfalls a pirate ASSMAN A fan of Superman. The lamest of all superheroes His sworn enemy is His first name sparks joy and wonder from all who are blessed enough to hear it a fat mailman Always has his rent paid despite never working Master of Karate. Lightning quick and cuts through fellow students with ease An expert negotiator. Free coffee for life! Always wears s-----, old sneakers

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Virgin Android vs. CHAD APPLE

only one phone to choose any feature added is popularized immediately muh customization! did everything first but no one cares randomly supports select phones for years while actively throttling others barely any manufacturer support for updates tells users reasonable features how to properly use their products that only nerds want prices set so arbitrarily high they have no relation to reality literally made ads a feature millions of different phones actually competitive prices from obscure chinese removes features for no manufacturers reason used pride colours before it was cool doesnt need to sell your data because products expensive are so allows the user control over the phone

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Virgin Kratos vs. Chad Marcus Fenix

Lowley human, still humanity Thinks his "scars" make Will do what it takes to saves He is a god, still breaks emotionally from losing his family, boohoo him a badass, makes countless times protect his fellow Badass chainsaw rifle him look like a clown humans with an axe AR Came from s----- dysfunctional family, is Supposedly extremely powerful, keeps throwing rage fits a creepy psycho that killed his own father Loved by his family and friends Fights s-------- conditions, through the even Has lost practically everything and always for what is right F------, unloyal to his Has some useless everyone, never loses his humanity dead wife faggy son Fearless of monsters the size of buildings

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The Virgin Soyboy v. THE CHAD NECKBEARD

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The Virgin Martial v. The Chad Caster

"The Chad Caster" "The Virgin Martial" Mental stats make him just as useful in social encounters as Constantly forgets class abilities. Chose class because the DM thought it would be easy to play. Deals more damage in the first round in combat. Can't see in the dark, but gets away with it because DM forgot. than the martial deals in the whole Gains interesting and unique spells at every level. Has more options encounter. at lvl 1 than the martial has at lvl 20. Only character with STR. Has to carry everything for the party Dumped mental ability scores, doesn't participate in RP. Gets bored and runs into combat. Doesn't need feats, pads out his lower stats to become a more well-rounded character. Requires feats to function, resulting in low stats. Has to shell out his life savings to reach optimal AC Just as useful outside of combat, Can solve any problem with a single spell. Selects spells to fit with his theme and backstory. Only deals one of 3 damage types, no meaningful difference between them. Monsters always resist his attacks. Doesn't gain new abilities as he levels up, just does the same attack twice. Locks down the most powerful enemies, relaxes as his party hacks away at them. Could be fighting naked. Wears clothes for aesthetics. Constantly looking for magic items to grant him small numeric bonuses. Just a regular human who is strong. No other redeemable traits. Doesn't need magic items, takes them anyways and doesn't use them. Took great weapon master thinking he would do a lot of damage, but Party looks to him when something unexpected occurs, always has a solution Spells deal damage even if the enemy Makes noise wherever he goes. Constantly lets party down when he fails his stealth check. passes the save. misses half the time. Sticks with one class all the way through. Has to multi-class to keep up, ends up as a blend of competing Can reach any location in the multiverse using spells, walks because he knows restraint. concepts.

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Virgin Gorillaz vs. CHADKLOK

The Virgorillaz The ChadKlok Best song is about awakening a world destroying troll Singer can break you in half Singer is a twink Best "Song" is about a girl getting kiled by helicopters some His singing voice IS his speaking voice Singing voice is boring, speaking voice is annoying Will be forgotten in a few decades Will be remembered forever Unessecarily edgy Actually funny Reeks of Calarts Artstyle is incredibly memorable b------- Name is so badass that it doesn't Name is taken from a monkey need to mean anything Overstayed it's welcome Knew when to quit Builds an utterly insane and memorable mythos Mythos is too surreal and makes no Aninmated by some Ching sense Animated by a team of experts

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The Virgin Crystal Gems v. THE CHAD ALMIGHTY TALLEST

The Virgin Diamonds The Chad Tallest Has the largest army in the universe, every single soldier is incompetent Has the largest army in the universe, a single soldier can conquer entire planets Space ship is a planet sized war machine that can survive flying through the core Space ships that can be broken by bunch of dead badly designed hands are of a star lesbians Have absolute no regular enemies, still get their asses kicked by monkeys and freaks Cried for 5000 years because of a single event Have thousands of enemies, never Never cried a day in their lives once been defeated Need thumbs to command Cut offtheir own thumbs to Destroys other planets to continue their species prove they don't need them repurposes other planets into snack bowls Never have to deal with anyone personally, their soldiers are too competent Can't even deal with a bunch of cripples personally

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The Virgin Butthead and THE CHAD BEAVIS and THE CHAD-CHAD CORNHOLIO

CHAD CHAD CORNHOLIO CHAD VIRGIN BEAVIS ANO BUTTHEAD ANO SCORES WITH HIS HAND IN MR ANDERSONS RV WEARS SHIRT, OVER HEAD RECEDING HAIRLINE LUXURIOUS BLONDE HAIR. "FIRE! FIRE! COMPLETELY UNSYMPATHETIC GODLY JAW LINE I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE ABLE TO APOLOGIZE CREEPS WOMAN OUT WITH "COME TO BUTTHE AD" ARE YOU THREATENING ME? STARTS CONVERSATIONS OPEN-ENDED; HEY, HOW'S IT GOING") UHUH-HUH AND "HEY, BABY" N-HЕH-НЕН FROM LAKE TITICACA WEIRD OBSESSION WITH BUTTS AC4 TRIES TO SCORE | ALWAYS FAILS FLUENT IN SPANISH DARIA SECRETLY WANTS HIS BUNGHOLE METALLKA DOESN'T WANT TO SCORE ONLY REQUIRES TP NEARLY KILLS BUTTHEAD HAD TO BE STOPPED BY POLICE CANT FIGHT BEAVIS FAIRLY HIS PRESCENCE ALONE NEARLY CAUSED 9/11 TO HAPPEN EARLY PLAYS AIR GUIT AR WHILE HEADBANGING ASSERTS DOMINANCE WITH RAISED HANDS HEADBANGS LIKE A WUSS TURNED A JACK IN THE BOX INTO A CRAP IN THE BOX CANT TALK WITHOUT SAYING UHH SMART ENOUGH TO NOT LISTEN TO VOICES IN HE AD 100% FEARLESS, EVEN WHEN FACING THE POLICE

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The Virgin Wormgod vs. The Chad Carrion Lord

The virgin God Emperor of Dune The Chad God-Emperor of Mankind Has ceuntless 20 18 9 sons Has an ever-increasing list of vague psychic powers Can only see the past and the future has no children Hisweakness is love Has no weakness whatsoever His weakness is water Has an army of scantily clad women Has an army of heavily armored, post-humar Glorfied Drug-dealer Source of the Astronomican MALES Always naked Always dressed in Gold Had to forcefully cause humanity to stagnate before he and the finest furs Avoids Direct Conflict Fights the god of died Effortlessly caused humanity's stagnation violence just by dying. Knows religion is dumb Best friend is Wizard Best Friend is a clone Thinks religion is a useftl. tool for ruling humanity Is a man-worm hybrid Possesses the most Holy form of Man's body

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CHAD GHOSTAL Virgin Space Ghost Loved by everyone Hated by his co-hosts except his geeky Stylish goatee brother Frequent object of ridicule despite Not manly enough being the main for facial hair character Power bands include a literal Rejected by Carol Channing "chick magnet" and Merrill Markoe Picks up Elvira not even trying Power bands have stupid features like a "smell ray" Poorly fitting suit Tight suit shows off his rippling muscles and bulge shows off how fat and out of shape he is Diana Ross fan Listens to jazz like a sophisticated gentleman of leisure Hip and happening cat

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