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"The Wehraboo Wanker" "THE ARMOURED ANGLO" Beret always faces toward the enemy Not much of a team player wants a good K/D "muh witmann" Can spot even though its not a light tanlk Downloads an anime soundpack for his crew Son of David Fletcher Hates icky anglo vehicles despite grinding out most of his tree with them Thinks Polandball is political commentary Uses the advanced anti grav capabilities of the churchill to help out his Has never played anything other than an Axis nation. Made his sten in his shed over the weeken Uses a bad dragon toy as a joystick in sim Killed the entire crew of Tiger 131 just by looking at them, attempted to drive the tank back to England himself. Had to carry it due to its reliablity The Vulcan bomber was modelled on his jawline Probably a buttplug Vents after losing every match by invading Britain in HOI4 Never has to fight on fulda, has a cold one with the Ruskies and yanks Barely has enough room on his Churchill to fit all the liberated french girls Unironically wishes the germans won Tanker overalls can barely contain his manhood Thinks operation sealion was realistic Picked the National army over the Royal army in Battlefield Heroes Cool accent "My Grandad was in the SS" Wets himself at the mere sight of an RAF roundel Wants historical accuracy, doesn't realize most of his vehicles would be unplayable Plays all nations, but puts British captured skins on inferior vehicle:s Part English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish Pulled Wittmann out of his tank, killed him in hand to hand combat. Wants to go to tankfest just to see a tiger Passed SAS fitness test but denied entry because he made the others jealous Takes his Churchill out into Air RB, faster than a 262

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Wehraboo Wanker vs. Armoured Anglo


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Uploaded Jan 25, 2018 at 06:10PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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wehraboo, germany, england, uk, tank, tanks, war thunder, wwii

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