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The Chad SCARLET CRUSADER The Virgin ARGENT DEFENDER Helmets will not fit over his perfectly rigid hair - doesn't need the extra protection Weird hood to hide his greasy face Lives in a tent on a frozen continent Only ever had one alpha leader Fearless in the face of the countless undead hordes Lives in a holy monastery right in the enemy's heartland Has so many alpha leaders, it doesn't matter if one dies Kills so many of the Scourge that many Alliance leaders admit that Crusade's methods work Useless artsy shoulder armour Actually afraid of the undead Aesthetic, practical shoulder armour Has to use a shield Skinnvfat from a life of guard duty and no actual fighting Has no use for shields enemy attacks simply bounce off his bountiful muscles Stacys flock to join the Crusade upon seeing Chad's enormous balls, literal and metaphorical Prays for the Scourge to just disappear Prays for the strength to purge all undead Strong with 0% body fat from a life of fighting ies quickly, hours after arriving Refuses to die too alpha for death Surplus sword from the bottom of the Stormwind armoury Despite horrendous losses, manages to recruit thousands of new crusaders every day Legendary enchanted weapon that players can't even loot Emblem is fire to remind him of the only true way to destroy undead Emblem is a sun to remind him to be happy He is there for cinematic value he is not actually a formidable fighter Glorious, bright colours worn at all Boring, neutral colours so he doesn't attract too much attention Actually a strong foe that can kill players Own brand greaves Only accepts true humans determined to reclaim Lordaeron other races can't be trusted to be Chad enough Accepts aⅡ races including Forsaken Neon golden boots crafted by Uther himself Were so weak, they had to combine with the Order of the Silver Hand Rich and owns a library to enhance his knowledge of all things Does whatever he wants and has millions of Stacys trying to get into Probably poor and uneducated So strong that even after 14 years of constant raids, the Scarlet Crusade continues to exist Whiteknights but still no g/f

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The Virgin Argent Defender vs. The Chad Scarlet Crusader


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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