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THE VIRGIN WOKOUT THE CHAD CULTIVATION hair is on point Unable to move unless noticed wears a hoodie despite it being 37°C, just so he isn't noticed always hiting on girls or intimidating dyels Huge, massive upperbody will carry people into the gym to keep him company wears glasses (shattered) always looking down to avoid eve contact at all costs trains for strength/himself 790 body fat trains without any reason 300 gymbros pumpkin delts trains back a lot, but noone can see it, so it's as if he he didn't lmao Gets tan during heavy lifts turns purple during heavy makes a lot of noise Grunts break all glass in gym trains most of the time alone due to being too loud Unable to sweat big, girly butt weak/unnoticable upper body due to SS twinks ask him for advice German admixture due to SS uses belt, chalk and wrist wraps Mostly trains lower body, giving him horrible unaesthetic proportions tight, solid butt, the perfect size, not too girly, not too weak waist is nonexistent wears compression tights, making him look even takes 15 minutes to rack and unrack the weight, weights already racked once he enters the gym more girly small calves makíng mínímum noíse always wears dark/neutral every single girl routinely eve f---- him cut shins from deadlifting Carries 21 water bottle to drink from between sets above 15% bodyfat Absorbs moisture from the air uses a type of shoe only for squats and olympic s---, who cares huge calves colourful outfit no quads for perfect aesthetics never grunts, but if he does, takes a 20 minute break to the bathroom until everyone forgets Has physique of Greek god despite a diet of pizza and beeir sweats too much, alwvas leaves sweat evervone looks at him in admiration uddles he has sex in the bathroom when resting uses clogs on point diet, still manages to look like he doesn't lift

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The Virgin Workout vs The Chad Cultivation


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Oct 28, 2017 at 01:40AM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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