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THE VIRGIN WOKOUT THE CHAD CULTIVATION hair is on point Unable to move unless noticed wears a hoodie despite it being 37°C, just so he isn't noticed always hiting on girls or intimidating dyels Huge, massive upperbody will carry people into the gym to keep him company wears glasses (shattered) always looking down to avoid eve contact at all costs trains for strength/himself 790 body fat trains without any reason 300 gymbros pumpkin delts trains back a lot, but noone can see it, so it's as if he he didn't lmao Gets tan during heavy lifts turns purple during heavy makes a lot of noise Grunts break all glass in gym trains most of the time alone due to being too loud Unable to sweat big, girly butt weak/unnoticable upper body due to SS twinks ask him for advice German admixture due to SS uses belt, chalk and wrist wraps Mostly trains lower body, giving him horrible unaesthetic proportions tight, solid butt, the perfect size, not too girly, not too weak waist is nonexistent wears compression tights, making him look even takes 15 minutes to rack and unrack the weight, weights already racked once he enters the gym more girly small calves makíng mínímum noíse always wears dark/neutral every single girl routinely eve f---- him cut shins from deadlifting Carries 21 water bottle to drink from between sets above 15% bodyfat Absorbs moisture from the air uses a type of shoe only for squats and olympic s---, who cares huge calves colourful outfit no quads for perfect aesthetics never grunts, but if he does, takes a 20 minute break to the bathroom until everyone forgets Has physique of Greek god despite a diet of pizza and beeir sweats too much, alwvas leaves sweat evervone looks at him in admiration uddles he has sex in the bathroom when resting uses clogs on point diet, still manages to look like he doesn't lift

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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