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The Virgin Team The Chad Dynasty Veteran 4B h as killer instinct in games. elieves a functional run game is for Won two Super Bowts Has had no success since the 90s Put full trust in rookie QB who plays too conservatively against the one of the greatest d.Bs of all time inferior spuAds. Stroną playoff runs in past decade Half of the team has Top RB is an unlawful p------------. been arrested Overachieves in regular season only to play like garbage come January Won two playoff games in last twenty years Apart froma kicker, team has a clean track record. ny TeAm won all Super Top wide receiver is massively overrated Defense is as strong as a cardboard box uggernant secondary with a very effective defensive line. Bowls as underdoqs Top wide receiver has made fastest clim to success a player could make. Majority of fans are cocky assholes who live Shamelessly boasts that they re America's Team even though they haven't been relevant in this millenium more than 2,000 miles Team lays low among other successful teams despite recent away from home stadium An Success a good understanding ,f the game and isn't full ofbandwagoners.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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