Namaste! You must login or signup first!

positive, can-do attitude even in the face of defeat THE VIRGIN AIDEN THE CHAD MARCUS DEDSEC won't shut the f--- up about dead niece vibrant, magnetic personality that clicks with virtually everyone he meets simple but stylish jacket that can swapped out for literally hundreds of other clothing items Lonewolf because he has no friends only woman in his life was a wanna-be suicide girl who died before he even had a chance with her ugly trench coat that can only be swapped out for other trench coats 3D-printed fully-automatic shotgun with batshit ridiculous paintjob gets cucked by former mentor can only do speed vaults, tic-tacs, and basic PK rolls EDSEC can perform a wide variety of parkour and freerunning moves; ostensibly knows the difference between parkour and freerunning could easily thunderfuck Sitara if he tried Beretta Px4 Storm that only uses 10-round magazines because gun control eventually cucks some f----- with a manbun gay nickname: "The Fox" s----- one-dimensional hacks Sup3r 1337 h4xx0ir nickname: "retr0" uses quadcopter to create AND remotely pilot carbombs into his enemies

+4

virgin aiden chad marcus


Uploaded by PrivateSnowballTFC Aug 12, 2017 at 03:31PM EDT

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Virgin vs. Chad

File type: jpg

Resolution: (2868px x 1020px)

File size: 501 KB


The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
View All 1,860 Images


Moar:

+ Add an Image

Image Details

7,737 views (11 from today)

Uploaded Aug 12, 2017 at 03:31PM EDT

Origin Entry

Virgin vs. Chad

Tags

virgin, chad, walk, watch dogs, watch, dogs, aiden, marcus

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed