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positive, can-do attitude even in the face of defeat THE VIRGIN AIDEN THE CHAD MARCUS DEDSEC won't shut the f--- up about dead niece vibrant, magnetic personality that clicks with virtually everyone he meets simple but stylish jacket that can swapped out for literally hundreds of other clothing items Lonewolf because he has no friends only woman in his life was a wanna-be suicide girl who died before he even had a chance with her ugly trench coat that can only be swapped out for other trench coats 3D-printed fully-automatic shotgun with batshit ridiculous paintjob gets cucked by former mentor can only do speed vaults, tic-tacs, and basic PK rolls EDSEC can perform a wide variety of parkour and freerunning moves; ostensibly knows the difference between parkour and freerunning could easily thunderfuck Sitara if he tried Beretta Px4 Storm that only uses 10-round magazines because gun control eventually cucks some f----- with a manbun gay nickname: "The Fox" s----- one-dimensional hacks Sup3r 1337 h4xx0ir nickname: "retr0" uses quadcopter to create AND remotely pilot carbombs into his enemies

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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