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INCAPABLEOFTHE CHAD OUTLAWPREERS OUQ The virgin heister PLAYING ALONE PREFERS LOUD Mask always falls off his small head gay mask WEARS BALACLAVA TO KEEP THEM GUESSING Too weak to carry anything heavier than a cashbag Prefers stealth CARRIES AS MANY BAGS AS HE WANTS, BAGS DONT SLOW HIM HAND READY TO CHOKE SOME CLOAKERS mom's lipstick Bad posture due to constant crouching Cameras don't notice him Wears neutral coloured clothes Plays solo or with bots Places medic bags immediatly after joining the game USES FULL AUTO Father's suit too big for him ALL GUNS HAVE NO RECOIL IN HIS MIGHTY HANDS Uses gloves, afraid of being caught BREAKS IRON BARS WITH HIS HANDS Uses single fire Uses pistols, too afraid of recoil NEVER SEEN SILENCER Acts weird around female heisters IN HIS LIFE GREAT FASHION STYLE Uses silencers to Uses tasers, afraid of killing anyone upclose DOESN'T WEAR ANY ARMOR BULLETS INCAPABLE OF HURTING HIM make sure no one notices him Tried sniper rifle once, recoil broke his arms OTHER PLAYERS NEVER GO DOWN AROUND HIM Types something in text chat once a day USED CHEATS TO UNLOCK WEAPONS Doesn't kill guards Bought every DLC Perk decks include: Burglar, Rogue and sociopath RUNS MUSCLE, CREW CHIEF ANARCHIST OR INFILTRATOR PERK DECKS SPEAKS IN VOICE CHAT EVERY SECOND infamy XXV, afraid of being kicked LVL 100 NEVER OPENED SKILL TREE

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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INCAPABLEOFTHE CHAD OUTLAWPREERS OUQ The virgin heister PLAYING ALONE PREFERS LOUD Mask always falls off his small head gay mask WEARS BALACLAVA TO KEEP THEM GUESSING Too weak to carry anything heavier than a cashbag Prefers stealth CARRIES AS MANY BAGS AS HE WANTS, BAGS DONT SLOW HIM HAND READY TO CHOKE SOME CLOAKERS mom's lipstick Bad posture due to constant crouching Cameras don't notice him Wears neutral coloured clothes Plays solo or with bots Places medic bags immediatly after joining the game USES FULL AUTO Father's suit too big for him ALL GUNS HAVE NO RECOIL IN HIS MIGHTY HANDS Uses gloves, afraid of being caught BREAKS IRON BARS WITH HIS HANDS Uses single fire Uses pistols, too afraid of recoil NEVER SEEN SILENCER Acts weird around female heisters IN HIS LIFE GREAT FASHION STYLE Uses silencers to Uses tasers, afraid of killing anyone upclose DOESN'T WEAR ANY ARMOR BULLETS INCAPABLE OF HURTING HIM make sure no one notices him Tried sniper rifle once, recoil broke his arms OTHER PLAYERS NEVER GO DOWN AROUND HIM Types something in text chat once a day USED CHEATS TO UNLOCK WEAPONS Doesn't kill guards Bought every DLC Perk decks include: Burglar, Rogue and sociopath RUNS MUSCLE, CREW CHIEF ANARCHIST OR INFILTRATOR PERK DECKS SPEAKS IN VOICE CHAT EVERY SECOND infamy XXV, afraid of being kicked LVL 100 NEVER OPENED SKILL TREE

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