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"The Virgin Skeptic' Thinks that positivism and utilitarianisnm solved all of philosophy Recognizes the limits of the epistemologies and moral philosophies that we take for granted THE CHAD RATIONALIST Listens to podcasts to reaffirm beliefs Will never read source material, only Wikipedia articles Has a library full of works by philosophers, both renowned and obscure Will literally only listen to podcasts that present opposing ideas / Uses reddit religiously Despite zero effort to appear intelligent, others know him as a genius Is irrationally attached to his priors in the exact same way as people he criticizes Constant anxiety about not appearing intelligent Routinely changes his mind when confronted with superior reasoning How much he criticizes something is 100% determined by how socially acceptable it is to criticize (barely talks about Islam) 0 Think "rational" means "cool and good and smart" Recognizes that Islam is terrible Still in the middle-school phase of anti-Christianity Only contests points made by the least intelligent Christians Has many religious friends, might convert himself Works around the clock to strengthen his opponents' arguments Claims to love science despite being confused by high school-level math Has a PhD in physics but still doesn't fetishize the scientific Habitually reasons from 'Ought' to 'Is' Has never experienced motivated reasoning in his life Doesn't know philosophical concepts outside of what /r/atheism cares about Incorporates the most appropriate philosophical concepts, no matter how arcane, into conversation and writing with natural ease RationalWiki

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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