“The Virgin Activist"| Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements. Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR they were ever Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance Fantasizes about taking part in historical battles alongside his idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested, Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the emotions or feelings Extremely emotionally invested in his views, becomes upset and angry when any of his positions are challenged. of others at all Identifies overly strongly with historical figures, Isn't even exactly believes he shares in their sure what history is. Always forms his own accomplishments because of his ideology. Doesn't really understand theory but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique. Understands that ideology is a trap. Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless. Bonus: Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY: Has never once in his life Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire. Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive. Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. left the comfort of his armchair. Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he's Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance. Hopes it will even get him laid. making a real difference.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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