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THE CHAD "The Virgin Concealed Carry" Despite quality ammo and firearms, guns still jam at the worst times Open carries whatever and wherever he wants, despite laws Slow and controlled shots ATF has shot 3 of his past dogs for no reason Has to conceal subcompact handgun because of skinny frame Has accidently fired into government buildings numerous times, government apologizes to him aw Spent weeks researching what gun to buy using Practices weekly, good shooting stance, groupings still average online forums and image boards Goes shooting for fun whenever he wants. Goes full auto and hipfires, all bullets still go through the exact same hole Could conceal a full size machinegun if he wanted because he is not a manlet Gun inside waistband/pocket, does not print and is completely invisible, just like he is to females Has used his rights to defend himself against virgin shooters on 17 different occasions Makes sure he has some kind of safety to prevent misfires Chooses guns based on how "cool" they look, not on how reliable or accurate they are Uses gun as last resort, even in life threatening situation:s Doesn't even know what a safety is Wears neon colored camouflage

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Virgin Concealed Carry vs Chad 2nd Amendment


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Aug 04, 2017 at 11:49PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin walk, chad, gun, carry, 2nd amendment, shoot, open carry, concealed carry, virgin, 4chan, weapon

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