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妝會哀悼 The Virgin's Syicide Entire ritual was a random, spur of the mome decision planned in.0001 picoseconds His current life is so great he can't wait to start the next one Planned months in advance kills himself because his life sucks Prepays his cremation fees National decade of mourning declared Correctly thinks the world will be better off without him Receives a mosoleum, state funeral and parade all at public expense Leaves a note reassuring everyone it's not their fault Has made amends to everyone he ever hurt Biographies will be written assigning blame for ten Maims and kills several people for no reason before killing himself Organ donor- does not realize that organs must be fresh to be harvested and nobody will find his body for days Thousands of women throw themselves onto funeral Semen donor: already left a "donation with pyre to serve him in the next life Only his mother will miss him every woman in a 3,000 mile radius Uses a mess-free suicide method so that whoever cleans up his body won't be inconvenienced Uses only the messiest suicide methods and leaves boobytraps for the cleanup crew

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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