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I am Karl, King of Ducks. >Be me, 24 years old living in top 183 KB JPG floor apartment facing lake sOne day have old bread that is about to expire >Toss bread from balcony to lake below, ducks swarm and eat the bread >I am Karl, King of Ducks >Start throwing bread every day for ducks >Ducks swarm >Be a month after start doing this, now around 100 ducks showing up outside my apartment every day before noon for daily feeding ritual >l am Karl, King of Ducks >One day come to balcony to see two little kids below feeding my ducks >Little f------ are trying to usurp me >I am Karl, King of Ducks >Go grab two whole loaves of bread and chop them up into a million pieces >Go out to blacony >100 ducks see me and go still in solemn respect for their king >Yell at f----- kids "I AM KARL, KING OF DUCKS" Heave two loaves worth of bread over balcony onto kids heads >Suddenly the number of ducks doubles and begins mauling kids Kids run off crying >l am Karl, King of Ducks >Later that day see police cars near apartment building Kids dont remember who threw bread just remember hearing shouting before being attacked by hundreds of ducks lul softly am Karl, King of Ducks

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Karl, King of Ducks


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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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