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File: CFpC2n7W8AAD9kx.png-lar (720 KB, 1024x576) Anonymous 05/03/17(Wed)22:14:21 No.3675241036752540 236752724 >Be me >29 yo white male >Go out to get drunk >Alone >Enter a pub and sit down at the bar >Order a beer >Two girls come in and sit next to me >Fat, ugly, pierced, one with blue hair, the other red >Obv feminists are obv >They start yapping about the patriarchy and toxic masculinity and s--- >l f------ explode >Jump from my stool and point at them >"You filthy w-----! >Don't you dare claim to be oppressed when you are the ones who are silencing others >Don't you dare claim to be marginalized when it's because of you that people are living in fear, afraid to speak their minds >Don't you dare BE SOUR CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS TWO-TIME CHAMPS AND FEEL THE POWAAAAAA!!! >"It's a new day, yes it is!" >The New Day enter the bar and start beating down on the feminist cancer >They defend themselves with bar stools when suddenly >An RKO out of nowhere strikes down the blue haired one >Randy Orton stares down the other cancer, but she cheap-shots him and kicks him in the balls >John Cena runs in and continues to stare her down as if saying "Go try that s--- again, bitch" >She tries it again, but Cena catches her leg, then lifts her up and deals her an AA >Cover ONE TWO >THREE DINGDINGDING DA DARA DAAAAA..DA DARA DAAAAA >Waiter brings us six champagne glasses filled with milk >Toast each other >While toasting, Randy Orton looks into John Cena's eyes for a little bit too long >Sexual tension that has been >Both pull down their pants >Orton mounts Cena from behind and starts pounding him to the rythm of Cena's still playing entrance theme DA DARA DAAAAA...DA DARA DAAAAA >Xavier Woods takes out Francesca ll >Comps Cena's entrance theme on the trombone >BWB BWRB BWWWww...BWB BWRB BWwwwW >BWB BWRB BWWWww...BWB BWRB BWwwwW building up over years breaks loose

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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