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File: CFpC2n7W8AAD9kx.png-lar (720 KB, 1024x576) Anonymous 05/03/17(Wed)22:14:21 No.3675241036752540 236752724 >Be me >29 yo white male >Go out to get drunk >Alone >Enter a pub and sit down at the bar >Order a beer >Two girls come in and sit next to me >Fat, ugly, pierced, one with blue hair, the other red >Obv feminists are obv >They start yapping about the patriarchy and toxic masculinity and s--- >l f------ explode >Jump from my stool and point at them >"You filthy w-----! >Don't you dare claim to be oppressed when you are the ones who are silencing others >Don't you dare claim to be marginalized when it's because of you that people are living in fear, afraid to speak their minds >Don't you dare BE SOUR CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS TWO-TIME CHAMPS AND FEEL THE POWAAAAAA!!! >"It's a new day, yes it is!" >The New Day enter the bar and start beating down on the feminist cancer >They defend themselves with bar stools when suddenly >An RKO out of nowhere strikes down the blue haired one >Randy Orton stares down the other cancer, but she cheap-shots him and kicks him in the balls >John Cena runs in and continues to stare her down as if saying "Go try that s--- again, bitch" >She tries it again, but Cena catches her leg, then lifts her up and deals her an AA >Cover ONE TWO >THREE DINGDINGDING DA DARA DAAAAA..DA DARA DAAAAA >Waiter brings us six champagne glasses filled with milk >Toast each other >While toasting, Randy Orton looks into John Cena's eyes for a little bit too long >Sexual tension that has been >Both pull down their pants >Orton mounts Cena from behind and starts pounding him to the rythm of Cena's still playing entrance theme DA DARA DAAAAA...DA DARA DAAAAA >Xavier Woods takes out Francesca ll >Comps Cena's entrance theme on the trombone >BWB BWRB BWWWww...BWB BWRB BWwwwW >BWB BWRB BWWWww...BWB BWRB BWwwwW building up over years breaks loose

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Anon goes out to get drunk


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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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