![File: 1347909162181 ipg-(28 KB, 500x435, sad _dad[1].jpg) 器 Fart greentexts-General Anonymous 09/17/12(Mon) 15:12:42 No.3798017 Replies: 223798046 have to sleep at parents' house have bedroom right next to parents' bedroom only separated by a thin, wooden wall midnight >can't sleep stand up and go to the wall between our bedrooms press asscheeks against the wall the fart begins as a low murmur kicks into overdrive and blasts my entire ass-crescendo all over the wall and into the other room swiftly leap into bed just as dad opens my door and peeks in >thinks i'm still asleep eaves jump up and violate the wall again the ass-blast is so powerful, the ring of my a------ practically drums against the wal >hear dad come and pretend to be asleep again run up to the wall when he's gone asscheeks spread all over the damp spot on the wall and preparing to unleash another nuclear holocaust >JC IT'S A BOMEB suddenly, see dad leap into my room right in the middle of my brain-shattering assplosion >his face when](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/241/396/051.jpg "The Perks of Being a Wall Farter")
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The Perks of Being a Wall Farter
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 02/18/1 3(Mon)02:39 No.1 76886365 Replies: >>176886459 >> 176886568 try to sell stuff on cragislist put price get texts >"how much 4 product" CAN THESE PEOPLE NOT READ H-------- Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)02:40 No.176886459 Replies: >>176892351 176886365 l tried to buy a gorilla suit and the guy said it was 100 in the title, 120 in the comments, and then when I asked him he said 90 dollars Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:30 No. 176892351 Replies: 176892563 176886459 Why were you buving a gorilla suit? Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:31 No.176892563 Replies: >>175892815 176892829 176892351 Because I dragged a parking sign into my friends house and I needed a disguise □ Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:33 No.1 76892815 ] Replies: 2217689302822176893440 (6 KB, 256x192, image.jpg) >176892563 That just raises even more questions! File: 1361176407510 Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:33 No.176892829 Replies: >176893440 >176892563 I wish I had the opportunity to witness some dude in a gorilla suit steal a parking sign Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:38 No.176893440 Replies: >176893716 176B93739176893831 176894064 >>176892829 >>176892815 Well this is what happened >Friend buys 50 packs of plastic forks sGoes over to my house and sticks them all in my f------ yard >P----- off I go buy a gorilla suit for 90 bucks and go to the end of the street where a old parking sign is loose >Rip it out with my gorilla strength and drag it through a trail to my friends back yard >Open his back door >Drag it in scratching the floor and s--- > Turn around and see his little sister looking at me >Flip her off and walk right out >Her parents came back home asking what happened >She told them a gorilla dragged a sign in Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:39 No.1 76893716 □ Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:40 No.176893739 [□Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:42 No. 176394064画 >176893440 I want to live in your world >176893440 AAA+ post would witness again >>176893440 l can't remember the last I laughed so hard, I'm actually crying Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:40 No.176893831 2176893440 dude pure justice. if anyone of my friends f----- up my yard with forks I'd kill them. That s---- hard to maintain without some D--- ruining the bed and roots](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/241/394/a0a.jpg "For Want of a Gorilla Suit, The Meaning Was Lost")
![- File: _boko_mika_and_shimada a (120 KB, 1004x654) □Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:46:45 No.5104860 [Reply] >grandpa is 95 years old >was in a British tank batallion during WWII >was stationed in Europe several times during the conflict >was always a role model for me, and a tough guy to heart go visit him the other day at his beach house >brought my laptop with Girls und Panzer on it >thought he would think it fun that old tanks from his time are now used in popular culture >tell him I have something to show him >start with first episode >he just sits there with a blank expression >half way through the episode he asks me to stop asks me to leave him alone >he retreats into his study mumbling something like This is what i fought for haven't heard from him since what do I do? didn't mean to upset him. I really dont want to be unfriendly with my gramps in his last years □ Anonymous 01/30/17(Mon)05:55:04 No.5104870 P> I think a part of me died while reading this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/217/608/0db.png "Tanks")
