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O Ghost Puncher Anonymous 1 1/07/15(Sat)18 48 16 No 34834824 >wou쑈-wooer-wanm 쯔 Don't know if this goes in t/orb/Whevs here's the story. its f------ long but bear with me. friend not in the story tells us about place to get palm readings show up to this shady ass place at 10 in the morming wearing our workout gear ghost bitches already mirin Pstereotypical scraggly gypsy woman shakes our hands and seats us at the table with a crystal ball shispanic heritage kicks in and I nope at the last minute starts grabbing and studying his hand ike a last wil him Pask him if he did any ouija voodoo b------- >says he smashed a hole in the wall when he was drunk liting at home says their was a some type of decorative skull behind it that he now uses as decoration in his bedroom Pat the gym thirty minutes later at fr throws the bar up and ducks just in time salmost impale myself trying to catch the bar snewbie apologizing while friend gets back up and I'm s------- myselfstill >friend looks unfazed and wants to continue -go back to gym and give it to friend rhend looks happier than e to get some sage and silver normal ells me some s--- went down at his house says the power was dead even though his bills were payed and rest of neighborhood had power heard rattling of -saw a silhouette of someone crawi under the kitchen counter friend doesn't believe in ouiia s--- and believes its an intruder or animal friend grabs his pul-up bar and gets ready for sweet fit justice >says he sees what looks like a small humanoid crouched in his weight room -gives zero f---- and tosses the pull-up bar at the windoww calls other friend for advice our lifting group has Pjohnny answers and tells him to burn the sage and carry the silver >TI call my grandmother tomorro署to help, she's one of the medium people" -friend sits down on his couch while the house smells lke old dad up and out goes to his pocket for the silver -instead of warm it was cold >starts to see something dart back and forth across the roonm says highand static triend epitched g filils the house walks over to the weight room and smashes the skull against the wall in a fluid motion 뇌ike imagine walking into a room, tpping over a vase.nen going back to doing what you were doing says house shook, screaming got higher then stopped go off a d out at this I'm very concemed that he said says he doused himself in holy water and started swinging as hard as he could into the darkness only hears the wind breaking on his fists >says he heard the footsteps getting further away from him >wakes up and goes to the gym to tell me this the next day t calls Ptells me's been calling his home phone and leaving angry voice messages for the ghosts >sais he would buy a snake just to flatten it out with a rolling pin unsil it dies -friend goes home again Johnny if liti was ells me it's disturbing how well he is handling the situation >says he went to lifting buddy's house to check up on the sitch lifting buddy walks out of his bathroom naked sthrows in on the floor and kicks it into the living room asks friend is he is scared Uh..sure -says he pulls out an opened ouija board he bought at spencers and uses it as a f------ cutting board >says he repeatedly stabbed the cutting knife into the board when he was not using it breaks the board in half after he's done chopping up tomatoes and throws it in the trash too >they boit' eat grilled chicken salad then Johnny leaves says on the way out lifting buddy goes into the lifting room and puts another crucifix on the wall TM PUTTING JESUS ON THIS WALL AND ILL BE BACK TO F------ MASTURBATE ON MY BENCH PRESS WHILE THINKING ABOUT LUCIFER'S W---- D sabuela goes to lifting buddy's house with a priest the next day >says her abuela and priest were also amazed/disturbed with how lifting buddy is fighting the situation priest actually cowered and mired lifting buddy pissing naked on the satanic bible he bought at some shady bookstore tells priest he walks around naked a lot lately and talks s--- about satan priest leaves before cleansing ssays it was a group of entiies that were very p----- that their shrine was disturbed tellis her that they have no power since liftng buddy isn't remotely scared of anything theyve done lifting buddy walks back into weight room with a dead snake >Check out what I found on the street this morning "takes a bit out apple. a f------ dead snake- puts holy water and salt on it kicks it into the carpet a few times betore peeling it off and throwing it into the trash can in the kitchen a is wtfing at this man's tries to contact the spirits again lifting buddy are scared of ghosts sof my bulky fr -abuela asks what could make them pass on says they did black magic to get revenge on some a------ landlord from way back when -says they had incriminating s--- to shame his family within the wall with the skull lifting buddy goes into the weight room -makes the hole in the wall bigger by throwing a 15 through the wall im not lying about any of this I swear and especially this next part -lifting buddy flips through the papers then wipes his balls with it >abuela hornified crumples them up and throws them into the comer of the room sabuela says "may go have mercy" in spanish then leaves more holes than wall, destroyed at, but like halo descending from the heavens, the bench press and squatting rack are sill there smiles and asks my friend if he did what needed to be done not lyinga tells abuela he uncrumpled the papers and got the address of this bastard papers were only from 60 years ago so the guy was still alive just old as dust finds the address of this guy in some sorta mansion knocks on the door wearing a get swole you must star wars yoda tank top, board shorts, pink sunglasses, and a backwards chicago bulls snapback (johnny said lifting buddy went into a lot of detail about his wardrobe for this) some -lifting buddy holds out the papers and asks for the person in the papers name »Hey, dadi Someone's here to see you. He has documents lifting buddy lets himself in and finds the old man in his studies >'Who are you old man tries to grab at the papers lifting buddy punches the old man in the face you get that!? says it was like some s--- out a movie crouches in his face and sets the old man straight sherlock homes style 늬iting buddy stops mid sentence, lets the guy down, then gut punches him unti he hobbles out ofthe from and pukes in the hallway tells the old man to set s--- right or he will be back for blood aoscu thinks the old man brought some friends and grabs his pull-up bar walks out side in his tank top and house shorts various families are thanking him and giving him home cooked foods thank him for getting their grandparents's properties back the documents were appareny deeds swindled out by the old man families say the whole "we'll never forget your' spiel and leave -triend looks into the tupperware nothing but calories and carbs (cookies, briskets, gumbo) throws it all away and goes back to lifting in his weight room man's n news a few days later apparently he was hated by the community for being a d--- -somehow only heard about him now -don't know if it was from lifting buddy doing more damage than he thought, the ghosts getting their revenge, or natural causes hasn't had any paranormal problems since then except for one -says he went to the kitchen for a late night non-cheating snack and saw full body apparitions -says he grabbed an apple, head nodded while taking a bite, and walked away back to his bedroom around Holy f---, you guys were real? -lifting buddy goes to sleep Lifting buddy still lifts and does inane s--- like he always does. No one f---- with him since the ghost puncher incident Abuela mires every time she's around him. And I think the priest told his priest buddies/church because everyone mires and cowers in grace twice as hard when they are around him. Again, non of this was made up. No walk the dinosaur tend s---. My friend legitimately beat up a

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