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File: s--- ipg (991 KB 2448x3264) □ Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)20:52:01 No.6834 16970 9883417937 Finland >Get invited to a party and dont really know anybody there >The host is a girl Start getting drunk on free beer and punch Rumbling in my stomach need to take a piss >Go to the toilet and star pissing >See that there is a cats litter box >Epic idea appears Take a huge dump in the lifter box aCome out the toilet like a boss mins passes by and someone goes in the toilet >Comes out terrified >Pörri (name of the cat) just took the biggest s--- ever! PAll the guests go and admire my s--- The girl whose party it was cleans my s--- up >Continue drinking Nobody knows my secret Tell me your s--- stories! D Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)20:58:06 No 6834 17384 22n834 17504 I completely relate to you, OP. Here's a s--- story. >Went on 4chan one night >Couldn't sleep >101 dogree fever >Sees s----- greentext about s--- in Finland >F--- this Internet s--- □ Anonymous 05/09/16Mon)20 58 30 No 6834 17402 File: spurdo häyang (16 KB, 583x767) >Finnish Army >We are out training in the forest oin the midde of the night go take a s--- into a foxhole that somebody dug in our position >EVERYBODY WAKE UP! MORTARS EVERYBODY IN YOUR FOXHOLESI 3ome poor bastard belly jumps in tho the diharrea s--- filled foxhole and gets covered in s--- >He cant go change his goar in days >Nobody knows my secret >> |□ Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)21:07:56 No 683417937ヒ2682412041 finland >be a cat Powner throws a party go to the toilet after some dude sdiscover huge s--- in my litter box >eat the f------ thing s--- even greater log where the human s--- used to be >meaowr like crazy bowner comes to see what's going on as me on producing a >everybody comes to have a look >everybody takes pictures some guy looking with a scared look on his face look back at him and squint my eyes >the guy hauls ass and leaves the party >dont f--- with my litter box snobody knows my secr >> Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)21 09 43 No 683418041 683417937 kek :0 E. Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)21-11-18 No 683418 138 3416245 22683416970 (OP Finland Get invited to big s--- party >The host is s--- >Start getting drunk on two girls and one cup >Rumbling in my stomach, need to take a s--- Go to the toilet and start s------- >See the cat's litterbox, s--- in it >Guesis come up to admire my s--- S--- on guests S--- on cat >Continue s------- Finland

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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