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Anonymous ID TH O G 11/25/14 Tue 22:26:29 No.581404931ト2258140541 581405749 258 14058 15 2581405892 581406021-581406325 >581407431 581407461 >random guy in s--- tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don't know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so l shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed lterally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >l now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible > Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I'll see of him

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