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File (29 KB, 352x309, 1370168353695.jpg) GI Anonymous 11/22/13 Fri 13:52:29 UTC+1 No.517422808 Replies 22517423678 22517425141 22517427593 22517427808 GOTTA Why you got fired stories >Work as a CSR at Verizon >Spanish customer support because mom is Mexican and I speak spanish >s--- tier huasteco mexican calls to activate a Galaxy S3 >Told him to get out of his house, lift the phone as high as possible on his hand and scream ACTIVATE! told him to do it three times E>hear a door opening and then screams, in spanish btw ACTIVATE!! BELIEVE! AAAAACTIVATE!!! >Nothing happens >Told him to scream harder, in english, otherwise it would never work. ACTIVATE!!! >AAACTIVATE!!!! >Sent activation signal ACTIVATE!!! >Right after the last scream the phone gets the confirmation SMS >Mexican talking about how amusing is tech nowadays >Try not to laugh my ass off >Told him to lift the phone and scream activate three times if he gets bad reception for example in restaurants or malls >Customer still talking about how incredible is tech nowadays >Told the same process to over 500 customers >Quality agents monitored some of my calls, they laughed like hell but i got fired >About three months later >Eating at BK with my gf >Mexicans sitting behind me >mexican woman suddenly stands up, lifts her phone and screams ACTIVATEEEEEE!!! >three times, of course >l laughed like never before >Explain to gf Totally worth it

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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