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Anonymous r2// 4( l ue)23.2U. N0.30 UZ File: enhanced-11401-1400710355-1 ipg (51 KB, 625x417) >General elections 2015 >Time to count up the votes >Expected to be a labour landslide victory after a vicious wave of hardcore shilling from all media outlets Ed Miliband is standing on the podium in Mark Duggan square >He opens his mouth to speak A RAGING FEL >Sky turns purple >Begins raining beer and pound coins >Nigel Farage Crashes a plane into the podium >"Looks like you're leaking Red, Ed" says Farage >Seats are announced > 100% of the vote went to UKIP >Stepping over the mangled corpse of Shilliband, Farage prepares to make a victory speech >Suddenly it happens >The collective a--- clench of all the Pro-EU hippies causes a black hole to open up in Brussels >It's sucking everything into it. >Farage turns to look at it, then turns back >His true form is revealed >He is half Jesus, half King Arthur >He takes a drag of his cigar, a swig of real ale "Britain is in danger, and I must do my duty to the people" starts playing really loudly, spliced between clips of XTC's "Making Plans for Nigel" >He steps onto the Thames >Walks over to the black hole Turns back, gives a wink and makes the classic Farage laugh face >Steps into the hole It is closed, Belgium is gone and in its place is a crater, carved into the Visage of Farage >The Empire is revived >God Save the Queen becomes the world anthem >Space empire is founded in 2015 >Our new motto >Non minoris molimenti ea claustra ad Farage

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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