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>Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:59:4 No.12360206 >12360125 cont >about 2 hours pass >we're all watching tv: me, bro and his sister in the living room >his mum calls him to set the table for dinner She leaves but the door to the kitchen is still open with him and his mum in it >sister comes over to sit next to me with her chin resting on her knees >says sorry she had to go earlier >suddenly her mom walks in >spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets there's so much of it >I can't stop it >spaghetti errwhere

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Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:16 No.79421791 >go on the s------ >as I open the door spaghetti falls out of my sleeves >I slip on it and crash down >I am a bear >Realizing this I burst into treats >I open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur >I ran out of home and whistled for a cab >Bel air >Thats when the macaroni fell out of my nose >I start to cry and a blue man suddenly shows up >Bakalava starts to spill everywhere >I get smashed into the ground by a two ton erect penis that crashes down from the sky >But who was phone?

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Anonymous (ID: 7t/2DuRg) 04/09/12(Mon)21:16:54 No.392264835 >Be 15 >With my GF, also 15 >At my place >Foreplay, both horny as f--- >She rips my bra off >Spaghetti all over the floor >Went so hard that the DJ didn't was if paper-plates

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Anonymous (ID: Zr3YAAuv) 04/09/12(Mon)21:12:05 No. 392263829 File: >> 1334020325.jpgー(338 KB, 960x 1620, catmonster.jpg) Didnt know sister was home In kitchen naked >Sister comes in Im so shocked i just freeze >Sister looks at my wood >"I want to taste you" >Im as hard as a rock with big meaty balls >I lay down >She puts her feet on my legs crouches over me >No lube around >Pours warm water on my d--- >Suddenly im soft WHAT THE F--- >She says its ok >Starts sucking on my limp noodle c--- >Slurping it all sloppy like >Trying to get me hard >Dog walks into kitchen enticed by smell >Starts sniffing my feet >Starts whining >Sister lets dog lick my right ball >Feelsgoodman >Suddenly i c-- >HOW DID I C--?I WAS SOFT C-- everywhere >All over my balls, my dog, my sisters legs OH S--- OH S--- MY C-- IS RED >Dog bites off my left nut >Sister bites off my c--- >Sister sticks fork in right ball >Feelsgreatman >Something isnt right C-- smells like tomato >My penis is spaghetti I am a table

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GA PLEASE GIVE ME A 'D LIKE A COPY OF ATELIER TOTOR COPY OF ATELIER TOTORI RIGHT NOW NOT AGAIN. WHAT THAT IS. WHAT GAME ARE YOU OK? ATELIER TOTORI 0ID0 OIDO PLEASE MONEY ATELIER SAMESTOP TOTORI 10I 100 000 nn -ask for a copy of Atelier Totori -spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets -oh god not again "Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.'" I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" struggling to contain my embarrassment -clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- -meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets -voice reduced to a mumble "have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" Are you ok?" -s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph crash through the Gamestop employee's counter he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards -yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI -Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards the sheer force of my s--- has reached 6S0mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the gforce is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale -spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- -my transformation is almost complete -as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a -steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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izz, j--- all over my pants 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:23 Me gusta >Cute girl at the gym >she comes to me bro and starts conversation >Can't hear, blacking out from shyness >didn't take aspergers' pills today >spaghetti starts falling from my pockets >I start reciting in my head Im f----- zyzz brah" >she asks me "are you okay? >I say loudly Tm f----- zyzz brah!!!" > "zebra?" >I burst into treats >run from gym >Everybody calls me zebra now de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:30 -Ya no me gusta 42 I know that feel bro 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:51 Me gusta

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File 1324421242.png(1.29 MB, 1280x720, shot0005.png) 00 Anonymous 12/20/11(Tue)17:47 No.7184946 00 to the teacher's lounge to get a drink >Go >See Sonoda walk in >She smiles at me I try and ask her how she's doing but its just a mumble >cant maintain eye contact >she starts to snicker >Kouhei-sensei comes out and smacks her on the ass sthey all point and laugh and tell me to speak up [T music comes on >everyone in the teacher's lounge is laughing at me >Sonoda starts grinding on me. >I can't move stutter "b-back that ass up" >The whole school is howling in laughter >All the spaghetti falls out of my pocket I run out crying, slip and piss myself out in the parking lot

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File 1323573434jpg-(11 KB, 300x329, will smith.jpg) Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No. 120059959 >presenting new trailer for my game at VGA >feel my spaghetti falling out of my pocket freak out a little >tell the audience "sorry" >start grabbing my spaghetti to not let anyone see it >I feel it falling faster >start farting and apologizing to the crowd more >stare at friend trying to get him to talk for me >he tells me to continue >l feel his dishonor >my spaghetti reaches my knees >I hold my treats back in shame >tell the audience sorry once more >my meanie head friend finally takes over >my spaghetti hits the ground >the trailer starts >audience busts up in laughter I feel they're laughter piece my soul >run backstage where Gabe comforts me the rest of the time Sorry about venting. My day wasn't alright. □ Anonymous 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No.1 20060085 Damn that sucks Maymato □ Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:18 No. 120060281 >Gabe tells me after the show to b-back my ass up >I tell him I am not ready and to please weight

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File 1323375836.gif-(473 KB, 320x240, 1278816275018.gif) walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >''What?" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh f--- not again face gets red >"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now. >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier torti give money please game" >"Are you okay?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghett my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping >he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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PS: If you live in Australia and are still having trouble accessing the site, please let me know File 1323102355.ipg-(11 KB, 329x220, gt+come+home+from+work+gt+wife+in+living(...)jpg) Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:25:55 No.366411341 >come home from work wife in living room tv is on >Dancing with the Stars >me: "why do you watch this crap" >she looks at me with rage >shouts "f--- you i hate you you have a small d--- and i f----- the neighbor you're a horrible husband" >she has a knife >she's walking towards me stumble backwards >the spaghetti falls out of my pockets scramble to pick up the spaghetti >so nervous and scared i start c------ c-- and pasta sauce everywhere >wife stabs me >starts cutting me with her claws >she's a bear then i remember keep a crossbow under the couch dive for it and fire randomly >it hits me in the knee Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:33 No.36641 1596 >366411341 11/10 op. THATS MY F------ TASTE OF HUMOR Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:38 No.36641 1611 9/10 Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:29:51 No.366411735 I chuckled, good work OP 10:41 A 12/5/20

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