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>Be me Pangendered aromantic demisexual wolfkin with bark/barks/barkself pronouns ae up and thank feminism for TRIGGERED 9 KB JPG providing me with this beautiful healthy body l check my privilege before going out, as I do every day Driving down the sidewalk in my motorized sooter Drive past privileged cis male scum >"Hey how's it going?" lose it >"EXCUSE ME?! R--- culture was so ingrained in his inferion male mind that he didn't even think twice before r----- me >"What? I'm sorry,ド By this point I'm infuriated. He didn't even bother to check his privilege before speaking. Cis scum police officer sees the man r----- me and runs over to serve justice >What's going on over here? >The man speaks up first, probably to spread lies the patriarchy has taught him. I was just standing minding my own business and then this woman-" "WOMAN?! Being misgendered is one of my triggers >I cry the great feminist battle cry RAAAAAAAPE!! RAAAAAAAPEl begin spinning in my motorized scooter Policeman tazes me My 410-pound body is too healthy; it can't handle the shock Wake up in the hospital Doctor is a privileged cis male s"It's a miracle you survived that shock. Your heart's not in very good condition. We should probably see about getting you on a diet to try and lose some of the extra wei- 기 lash out "Are you FAT SHAMING me?? "No I'm not shaming you, I'm just saying- STOP R----- ME YOU PRIVILEGED FATPHOBIC CIS MALE SHITLORD >I start thrashing. Fat shaming is another one of my triggers | Miss, can you please calm down Get double triggered fall out of bed and start thrashing on the floor in the hospital bedding Nurses try to pick me up -Get triple triggered lose control of my bladder just as my vision starts to fade I'm going to see the great feminists in the sky! Burn in Hell

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4chan parody greentext stories the author of this deserves some kind of medal

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The "too healthy, can't handle shock" line is my personal favorite.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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