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>> ■ Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)20:02:14 No.275209478 2227520960522275209650 File: Unused-basementǐpg (310 KB, 672x350) >March eleventh, 2029 still playing silver surfer stuck on a volcano level for the Las six years dad is becoming more frustrated after every gaming session mom finally stopped trying to open the cellar door to see me and now just slipping notes under the door >January fifteenth, 2030 eard fighting yesterday, it ended with a dull thud over my head didn't receive any notes from mom since then >dad was happy and told me that we would prolong our gaming session to 14 hours a day dad told me that if I don't get past the alien brain in Contra without cheats by the next month, he will implement a new motivation system >September twenty-first, 2031 thank god the car battery is out of juice dad left to get another one >no punishment for now my gaming session are taking their toll, lost another tooth today and the stigmata left after the Mario Party is starting to Ooze some strange p--- the fiecies in my adult diper are burning my skin >the lack of movement caused necrosis of my left thumb >still, can't take a break >he will know >he will hurt me again >November year 20xx >I think >finally got 100% in Finland Fantasy X-2 >Mother was really happy and didn't scream she is still floating around the basement tho >cras bandicoot refuses to talk to me and solid snake is just whimpering in the corner the dot from that seven up game is trying to tell me that he is not real ek, silly dot >the evil man is coming today again >will bring food and oilfor my prosthetics evil man doesn't look too good hope he will let me go soon year don't know the voices, they are screaming at me IT'S ALL MY FAULT >THE GOD STOPPED COMING >NO MORE FOOD SO HUNGRY >I CAN SEE THE LIGHT COMING FROM ABOVE >THE DOOR TO HELL IS OPEN CAN ESCAPE >I CAN >I HAVE TO CRAWL HAVE TO

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