Sup! You must login or signup first!

Anonymous (ID: fsYDjMnk ) 06/27/14(Fri)00:33:33 No.553390138 was only 40 years old I hated Shrek so much, I refused to buy the movies or merchandise pray to Farquaad every night before bed, thanking for the life I've been given Farquaad is love" I say, "Farquaad is life" >My son hears me and calls me a c--- knew he was brainwashed into blind devotion to Shrek call him a f----- slap him and send him to go to sleep 曰 He's crying now, and his face probably hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me t's Shrek am so scared He whispers in to my ear Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my knees fear for my life >He whips out his c--- >Just as he's about to s-------- me, Farquaad jumps in through the window >Farquaad grabs Shrek by the neck and rips his head off >My son walks in >Farquaad looks him straight in the eye and says "Shrek is dreck >Farquaad leaves through my window Farquaad is love, Farquaad is life

+20

Image #783,485


Uploaded by WellHelloThere Jun 27, 2014 at 12:39AM EDT

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

File type: png

Resolution: (600px x 382px)

File size: 102 KB


Witch DoctorDB @db_witch this video and post caused severe brain damage to a generation SHIFTERS 6:28 PM - 21 May 23. 137K Views
Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
View All 113 Images


Moar:

+ Add an Image

Image Details

2,248 views (7 from today)

Uploaded Jun 27, 2014 at 12:39AM EDT

Origin Entry

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Tags

No tags

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed