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Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)21:33 UTC-3 No.21 702203 Replies: >>2 17022842-21702366 File: 1394670796619.jpg-(28 KB, 445x302, 1371243729006.jpg) 1. flageroonie 2. Cringe just thinking about it >be me in middle school at week-long summer camp with friends and one hyper douche who my friends like ask a grill to the end-of-the-week dance but with much spaghetti >she actually says yes >the next day hyper-douche "rhino rapes" me (knees me in the ass full force) >my tail bone instantly out of commission I can't bend my back or sit without excruciating pain >I pass out and counselors haul me to the med station >med guys are just a couple of jackasses who don't know s--- "what do you want us to look at your ass or something?" they give me blood-stained pillows to sit on for the rest of the week the blood is dried so it looks brown >I become known as the kid with the s----stained butt pillows >hyper-douche convinces all of my friends I'm faking it for attention while the pain worsens >limp around with butt pillows all week, grills all give me weird faces and whisper around me >hyper-douche tells all of them I'm faking it >become famous among camp grills as the pasty baby s----stained butt pillow kid >fast forward to dance on the last night actually recovered enough to dance, but really awkwardly >grill I asked is nowhere to be found (she was there but avoiding me) try to join two grills and they give me disgusted faces and move end up surrounded by friends and hyper douche >they're juggling me around by pushing me back and forth while I'm trying not to fall over from tail bone pain, all while I'm yelling at them to stop >punch hyper douche in the face and get one moment of ultimate satisfaction as he falls to the floor >he chimps out f------ hardcore by getting me in a headlock and screaming in my ear for a good minute before a counselor pulls him off some 100 kids are staring at us forced to sit on my butt pillows in plain view of everyone for the rest of the night see grill asked dancing with some decent looking guy And that, my friends, was the worst week of my existence x---DdDD

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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