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Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)21:33 UTC-3 No.21 702203 Replies: >>2 17022842-21702366 File: 1394670796619.jpg-(28 KB, 445x302, 1371243729006.jpg) 1. flageroonie 2. Cringe just thinking about it >be me in middle school at week-long summer camp with friends and one hyper douche who my friends like ask a grill to the end-of-the-week dance but with much spaghetti >she actually says yes >the next day hyper-douche "rhino rapes" me (knees me in the ass full force) >my tail bone instantly out of commission I can't bend my back or sit without excruciating pain >I pass out and counselors haul me to the med station >med guys are just a couple of jackasses who don't know s--- "what do you want us to look at your ass or something?" they give me blood-stained pillows to sit on for the rest of the week the blood is dried so it looks brown >I become known as the kid with the s----stained butt pillows >hyper-douche convinces all of my friends I'm faking it for attention while the pain worsens >limp around with butt pillows all week, grills all give me weird faces and whisper around me >hyper-douche tells all of them I'm faking it >become famous among camp grills as the pasty baby s----stained butt pillow kid >fast forward to dance on the last night actually recovered enough to dance, but really awkwardly >grill I asked is nowhere to be found (she was there but avoiding me) try to join two grills and they give me disgusted faces and move end up surrounded by friends and hyper douche >they're juggling me around by pushing me back and forth while I'm trying not to fall over from tail bone pain, all while I'm yelling at them to stop >punch hyper douche in the face and get one moment of ultimate satisfaction as he falls to the floor >he chimps out f------ hardcore by getting me in a headlock and screaming in my ear for a good minute before a counselor pulls him off some 100 kids are staring at us forced to sit on my butt pillows in plain view of everyone for the rest of the night see grill asked dancing with some decent looking guy And that, my friends, was the worst week of my existence x---DdDD

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