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Anonymous 07/17/13(Wed)19:36 No. 17199328 Replies: >17199354 171995362217200260 1720029517200470 Here's my story >inna Afghanistan >horny as f---, its been well over a month into deployment with no jacking off Pone night on top of a mountain, dug in watching for taliban on the opposing ridge >1LT falls asleep on our shift severyone else in section is asleep >fagballs third section is mostly asleep too, first is down the ridge too far to see >suddenly possessed by thoughts of my ex girlfriend's perfect t--- and tight vagoo...f------ redheads man >proceed m----------- >going great till I hear a "whizzz ssee a flash on opposing ridge >bullet lands in tree next to me >with c--- out, about to blow, I yell as loud as I can "WAKE THE F--- UP" >kick LT in the back of the head >short firefight ensues ast shots fired, LT has a half p----- halfdisgusted look on his face as he looks at me >r-----------, c-- on his sleeve and boot Maintained a r----------- through a small firefight, came sometime in that firefight on the LT, and the whole time I didn't think to pull my pants up. Fought with bare ass exposed and raging erection pointed towards the enemy. That was two years ago and everyone STILL regards me as the battery psychopath.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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