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Anonymous (D: f7XIZgOB) 03/02/14 (Sun)15:26:08 UTC-8 No.535261394 >Knock on the door >Go to door >7/10 woman and old ass c--- >Old ass c--- says "HEllo, I'd like to talk to you for amount about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and I." >l say "I know you guys, you don't believe in hell and stuff, so let me tell you, if you don't believe in hell, then what are the consequences of not being apart of your religion? >Both of them are speechless >"That's what I thought. >Slammed the door >Weeks pass >Both of them come back >Old lady says "We dont believe in the traditional way of what people think hell is, just lesser degrees of heaven and-" >Say to them "I'll take number three!" >Slam the door >Months pass, they are planning something good. >So am I >They knock at the door >I'm giddy like a child in a candy store ready to do this >l put a rag on my head and put on a fake beard >l open the door >"Hello an- OH MY GOD?! What happened!" >I scream "PRAISE ALLAH AND HIS HOLINESS! WHY DO YOU DISTURB ME?!" The old c--- says "l-i-i-l just wanted t-t-o show you t >I scream again "GET OFF MY FRONT STEPI INSHAALLAH I WILL TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAHI" >They turn around and walk back to their cars >Police roll around my house for weeks thinking I'm a terrorist or something he Watchtow- Sometimes I love living in a small white cracker town.

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG
Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069
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