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shared a link via The Onion. about an hour agoe Maya Angelou Thought She'd Be Invited To More White House Stuff onion.com BLI WINSTON-SALEM, NC-Saying that she didn't want to be presumptuous but had thought her celebrated literary career, numerous academic honors, and Like Share I respectfully disagree. No disrespect meant to Dr. Angelou, but the White House needs to reserve an open- door policy for those who are charged with the people's business regardless of their accomplishments. It's also the private home of the President and his family. Who they invite, and how many times, is their own business. about an hour ago Like

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