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@TheOnion 3h The Onion Panicking Professional Poker Player Suddenly Can't Remember Whether Ace Is Better Than King bit.ly/2CheDvl 28 27 118 O 1,607 Replying to @TheOnion how did he become a professional poker player without knowing something that basic? And how do you know what he was thinking anyway? I'm sceptical of this whole story

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