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Runner's World Magazine 10 hours ago via HootSuite "Celebrity chef and restaurateur Paula Deen announced Monday that her recently launched Step for a Cure Foundation would host its first annual.05K fun walk on May 20 to raise money for Type 2 diabetes research." http://ow.ly/aMog8 Paula Deen Sponsors.05K Walk For Diabetes Research ow. SAVANNAH, GA-Celebrity chef and restaurateur Paula Deen announced Monday that her recently launched Step for a Cure Foundation would host its first... Share via HootSuite Like Comment 286 people like this. 10 hours ago via mobile Like 10 05K? That's pathetic. 10 hours ago Like 4 Gee, a whole 160 feet. Hope she can handle it. Maybe if they put a stick of butter at the finish line 10 hours ago . Like· 18 05k? Is that right? Or do they mean 5k? 10 hours ago Like 05K?? good god 10 hours ago . Like . 凸1 Lmfao. What the hell is the point of 0.05k?!?1?! Even 1k is almost respectable. Almost. Jesus Christ. 10 hours ago via mobile Like Hypocrite 9 hours ago via mobile Like It's a 50m walk? 9 hours ago via mobile Like I'm not sure who The Onion' is, but this has GOT to be fakse....a.05K is about a third of a mile!! Even my 90 year old mom could PR!!! 9 hours ago via mobile Like ridiculous! Stupid 9 hours ago Like seriously looks photoshopped. .05 mile? 9 hours ago Like Oh, I so hope this ends up on www.literallyunbelievable.org 8 hours ago . Like . 1 If my math is correct isn't that close to 400m? I get the funny, but if this is in support for diabetes why not walk an entire 5k?? Statistically speaking most type 2 diabetics are overweight and exercise really does help, so just walkjog the 5k instead of this.05k... I really hope this was a typo. 7 hours ago Like I'm severely disappointed in Paula Deen....it appears that as long as she is making money, she is all for whatever 7 hours ago Like OH MY GOD THIS IS AN OXYMORON A walk to find the cure for diabetes with food stops of high calorie food and an admonition to eat high fat the night before and PEOPLE ACTUALLY TRAINED FOR THIS -200 M EVENT 6 hours ago via mobile Like

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shared a link via The Onion. about an hour agoe Maya Angelou Thought She'd Be Invited To More White House Stuff onion.com BLI WINSTON-SALEM, NC-Saying that she didn't want to be presumptuous but had thought her celebrated literary career, numerous academic honors, and Like Share I respectfully disagree. No disrespect meant to Dr. Angelou, but the White House needs to reserve an open- door policy for those who are charged with the people's business regardless of their accomplishments. It's also the private home of the President and his family. Who they invite, and how many times, is their own business. about an hour ago Like

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shared a link via L Saturdaye well, this is a little bit weird, and scary at the same time. Mosquitoes Don't Even Need To Bite Us, Study Shows www·theonion . com MINNEAPOLIS-According to a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Minnesota, mosquitoes have no physiological reason Like Share Saturday at 3:55pm via mobile Like 1 yeah, or they work for the devilN spreading have thought they were biting us to eat!hope you are doing well Sunday at 12:28am Like

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