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File :1232230195.jpg-(20 KB, 310x310, toilet-llqq-001.jpg) Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat) 17:09:55 No. 110295317 Here's my story /b/, I've been sick for about four days. Four days of stomach pain and the inability to s---. I don't know if you've not s--- for four days, but when the time comes, you know it will be epic. It happened yesterday, I could feel a slight sensation in my bowels, I knew something was stirring. The local mall (very big and popular) was just a mile away so I hopped in my car and went to the public bathroom. I waited a minute for two stalls to be occupied before I went in between them, thinking how lucky I was. They could share this epic s--- with me whether they wanted to or not. After going into the stall, I locked the door and sat down after readying my self, this was going to be fun. Now I am sitting there with 4 days of s--- ready to burst out into the toilet. I gave a small shout and pushed, lifting off the seat so the splash was big and loud, I heard the man on my left cough. I gave not wait to the next cascade of feces, I gave another shout, louder and lower, and kicked the wall, a stream of s--- poured out, leaving my head in a dizzying state, I knew I had the men's attention. So I took my stance, foot on the door and hands under the seat. I screamed a blood curtling cry and shat with all my might, kicked the door outward (breaking the lock) and pounding my fists on the wall, I heard one man leave and while he turned on the faucet I ran out, face in hands, and shat in the sink next to him screaming "I FILLED THE F------ TOILET" and he ran out. the next man stayed in his stall so I kicked his door and yelled "HELP! MY A------ IS BLEEDING!" He muffled something back and I finished off my s--- in the sinks. It was a grand day for s---- around the world. Pic related, a toilet.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2VTJQGyr) JimmyTheGiantMoron ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:20:38 No.492912081 Latest from JimmyTheGiant M I'm lovin' it NHS EXTRA CA GREAT AGAIN The Americanisation of Britain JimmyTheGiant 33K views 3 hours ago Screenshot_20241231_190201_YouTube.jpg 625 KB JPG 33:00 >Be Brittard >All your cities get taken over by jeets and pakis >They open barber shops and kebab shops as a means for money laundering and sex trafficking >Browns flood your shores in the near millions per year >Mohammed becomes the most popular boys name >Proceed to make a 32 minute long video seething about "American influence" Is this retard completely blind?
...A PAST THAT STARTED BEFORE THE FALL... ...IN A WORLD WHERE COMMODITY AND GREED RULED... ABOTY Stop the WASTE ...AND ALL WAS POWERED BY THE BLACK FUEL. WHERE INDUSTRY CHATTERED AND CHURNED TO PRODUCE BAUBLES TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES... ...SPILLING ITS WASTES INTO THE WATERS AND THE SKY, POISONING THE WORLD AS THOUGH THERE WAS NO LIMIT. FINALLY, THE PEOPLE AWOKE FROM THEIR COMPLACENCY, SA REALIZED THEIR PERIL... THE E ...BUT THEIR CALLS FOR ACTION WERE MET WITH FORCE, DIRECTED BY THOSE WHO HELD ONTO POWER. BUT IT WAS ALL TOO LATE. THE WORLD WENT BEYOND THE TIPPING POINT. THE STREETS WERE FILLED WITH FIRE AND BLOOD. ANARCHY REIGNED BUT THE RESOURCES WERE LIMITED. THE BLACK FUEL RAN LOW. THE LAND TURNED SOUR. EVEN PRECIOUS WATER BECAME SCARCE. GANGS AND MILITIAS TOOK CONTROL, WHILE THE CITIZENS HID UNDER THEIR BEOS. WARS WERE FOUGHT TO CONTROL THE LITTLE THAT REMAINED. Stop depoliticizing political entertainment Anonymous (ID: VS7ICBIG >Case in point: Mad Max >Extrapolation of the 1970s oil shocks 10 years into the future 12/31/24(Tue)11:37:17 No.492883091 ► >The biggest oil fields in the Middle East are set ablaze, oil prices skyrocket; further oil wars ensue. >The Earth gets polluted; even drinking water and food become scarce. >Further resource wars ensue >World leaders nuke themselves out of envy >Society and modern industrial civilization f------ collapse as a result. >Post apocalyptic wasteland is filled with scavengers >The world is on the exact path. Capitalism exploits people, spark instabilitys to get its way, kills the planet and itself. >Critique of capitalist greed, resource depletion, environmental destruction, and imperialism. >Ppl get angry when direct political messages are put in >Case in point: Fallout >Corporations tinkering with nuclear weapons and bunkers. >Vault-Tec experimenting with humans in a cruel way >Corporations destroying peace negotiations and starting a nuclear war to sell more bunkers >A literal allegory and critique to how corporations, capitalism and the fossil fuel industry is driving us into collapse and apocalypse and a critique of nuclear proliferation. >Ppl get angry when you point it out. >Case in point: Over the Hedge >Group of animals wakes up surrounded by car centric suburban sprawl. >RJ offers them to steal food and other stuff from people to pay off a debt he owes to a bear, on the premise of luxury. >Plan backfires and everyone except RJ get in the hands of the Verminator called by a HOA Karen. >Critique of suburban sprawl, environmental destruction, consumerism and mass motorization. >People get angry because "it's just a kids movie" >Case in point: the Simpsons >A satire of the American society and capitalism; left wing >Lots of episodes, especially the older ones, are very left wing. >People get angry when you point it out because "hehe, funny".
File: file.png (15 KB, 408x334)| lyxe @cryptolyxe the Dubai work ethic is crazy they do construction work 24/7 no breaks western culture starts at 9am, finishes at 5pm. here they just KEEP working. this is the level we have to get to. Anonymous (ID: QUEuacÃo )| 12/30/24(Mon)13:59:31 No.492834533 ►>>492834698 >>492835442 >>492835483 >>492835582 >>492835592 >>492835597 >>492835748 >>492835882 >>492835988 >>492836066 >>492836290 >>492836324 >>492836326 >>492836462 >>492836510 >>492836546 >>492836984 >>492837209 >>492837215 Workers in Dubai work 24/7 and have no breaks. They do not eat nor sleep until te job is done. Tell me why a lazy american should be hired over these people? Anonymous (ID: Nb3u/Kce 12/30/24(Mon)14:00:22 No.492834602 >>492834810 >>492835240 >>492835710 >>492836477 The rich are begging to be killed.
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