MAGAnon is ready to get rich af. | /r/Greentext
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![2016-07-17 20:11:18 Post No.30016258 Anonymous [Report] Image search: [Google] I've got one >a------ who owns tech startup business lives in my apartment building 78 KB, 420x420 >I call him "a------" because he is the one guy in my building who won't say "hello" when he's passing by, everybody else is really nice >see a trending post on twitter from an exact competitor to his business, seems to be doing a lot better than his >encounter him in elevator with a date >"hey man, so I know that you don't really like to chat with anybody around the building, but I was just wondering if you've heard about x company? they're trending really hard on twitter, seem to have brought your idea to the public at a big scale. back to the drawing board I guess? haha" >he is seething with rage >just as he is about to make his response, the elevator door opens >it's my floor >tell him "take care" and walk out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/672/446/4aa.png "Anon tells a story | /r/Greentext")
![2016-07-17 18:00:08 Post No. 30014259 Anonymous [Report] Image search: [Google] >be me >at river >chilling >drank around 6 beers >have to piss >decide to do it in nearby woods >see mosquito 10 KB, 220x197 >at the time it seemed like a big ass spider >lands on d--- >ohfuck.jpg >panic >instead of slapping it off like a normie >run to river >piss stream still going >jump into river >freezing >piss warms it up >now surrounded by freezing water, my own piss, and basically masturbating from this mosquito bite >had to have someone pull me out of there >c--- is still red from bite](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/672/315/9ba.png "Anon chills at river | /r/Greentext")
