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File: 10407212 1020499371951245(...).jpg (67 KB, 611x597) 10 LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID Anonymous 12/19/14(Fri)22:07:03 No.586374164 [Reply] ► H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery store a few minutes ago > a mother was having a tough time with a crying child > juggling groceries in a hand basket > Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal > baby is crying harder now > "is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" > "HELL yeah. can you take my baby for just a second?" >"uhh... yeah, sure." > put down my basket of steaks and vegetables (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV > all of my wat > wait, now it's my time to shine >start singing in a deep, calm voice > the f------ Dragonborn theme of Skyrim >sing the whole damn song > the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe > "what the hell did you just do > "it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" > "wait- what? > repeat > "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life." > "don't know many Nords, do you?" > hand sleeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening" > pick up my meat and veggies and walk away > f--- yeah

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